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Well, until there's more to put up here, this section is a little small. If you are a writer, and have writen something Yellow Submarine related, send it in! Here's what there is for now.
THE SNAPPING TURK'S TOOTHACHE by Lindsay
The Snapping Turk went to the dentist
And sat down in the chair,
And the dentist said, "Now tell me sir, why does it hurt and where?"
And the Snapping Turk said, "To tell you the truth, I have a terrible ache
in my tooth."
And he opened his jaws wide, so wide that the dentist climbed right inside.
And the dentist laughed, "Oh isn't this fun?"
As he pulled the teeth out one by one.
And the Snapping Turk cried, "Oh you're hurting me so! Put down those plyers
and let me go."
But the dentist just laughed with a ho, ho, ho.
And he said, "I still have twelve more to go-
Oops, that's the wrong one I confess, but what's one Snapping Turk's tooth,
more or less?"
Then suddenly, the jaws went SNAP, and the dentist was gone, right off the
map,
and where he went only one could guess...To north, south, east, or
west...He left no forwarding address. But what's one dentist, more or
less?
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