The Germany Quotes Page

I told you I'd put them on the web, but you didn't believe me...

During the trip to Germany, many interesting and often funny things were often said. Unfortunately, most of these are inside jokes, and so the non-Germany group people looking at this page will have to go through a bit of gibberish before they find something interesting. Now I'll stop gabbing and put up the quotes!

"Plop." - Lucas

"I care not for such things." - Lucas

"Hey, Lucas! I still have your sperm in my backpack!" - me

"Six hours and fifty-two minutes..." - Lucas

"FUCK!" - Lucas

"I just don't like beer." - Lucas     "You just haven't tried hard enough!" - Herr Graf

"We are no longer the knights who say 'Ni'! We are now the knights who say... Oh, my god! A bug just flew down my shirt!" - me

"Curdled milk." - Hannah

"Ich habe deine Nase!" - Me to Timo   ("I have your nose!")

"Does that say 'Emergency Chicken' over there?" - Anna

"Morgens um sechs Uhn, müssen wir die blaue Hühner jagen!" - Lucas and me   (For all of you non-speakers of German, that translates into "Mornings at six o'clock, we must hunt the blue chickens.")

"Meine Lippe sind kaputt." - Josh   ("My lips are broken.")

"Elternabend, I wore underwear!" - Lucas

"Maybe later..." - Lucas

"Oo! Can I try some makeup on?" - Danial

"To the Bistro!" - it was either James, Cameron, Krissy, or Steph, but I don't remember who...

"Paaaaaaah!" - I think it says Lucas...

"... Love Parade!" - Steph

"What's the difference between a male and a bucket of shit? The bucket!" - Lucas

"I didn't get a hot towel!" - Steph

"GLOCKENSPIEL!" - me @ James and Krissy

"I have Champignons on my feet." - Stefan   (Champignons = mushrooms or fungi)

"How long are you going to blood?" [sic] - Stefan   "Maybe five minutes..." - Danial   "Will you please make it faster?" - Stefan

"Langweiliges Wasser." - Josh   (non-fizzy water - literal translation = "boring water")

"NO BUBBLES!" - everybody at some point

"Jason is the only one with permission to drink." - Frau Dorgan   Like that stopped anybody...

"Will you marry me?" - Steph

"Oo! Hot towels! They get cold real fast, but they feel so good!" - Jason

"Hot towels! I want one so bad!" - Steph

"Get out of my face, you bitch!" - Shellen

"Am I right? Yes." - Herr Graf

"No robots today." - Herr Graf

"What do you say in English? Shi thappens?" - Herr Graf

"Bullshit." - Bennie

"AAAAAUGH! Oh, it's not that bad!" - Steph

"Don't touch my hair!" - Steven

"You're not supposed to hang out with fellow Americans." - Frau Dorgan   Did we ever listen to her?

"Oo! Gas pipelines!" - me

"Today's the day everybody's lettin' their hair down! They're goin' crazy!" - Steven

"He's a little busy right now, sweetie." - Christine in reference to James and Krissy

"Champaign!" - Amanda

"It's a shit program." - Crazy Stefan

"God is so cool!" - Melissa's shirt

"Superior knowledge!" - Melissa

"I'm a sweet little girl!" - Melissa

"Let me take a picture of your hair for the yearbook." - Melissa to Steven

"Ya'll." - the Texans

"It's 'cause she's a stupid Texan!" - Steven

"Hey! No hickies! Keep your tongue to yourself, woman!" - Lucas to me

"Woman!" - Lucas' nickname for me

"Awwwwwww." - Everybody    (No, I don't remember what that refers to, either.)

"For the love of god, old boy! Shut up!" - Danial

"Now you know, if I have 1/32 of a beer, I'll be drunk!" - Frau Dorgan

"I had the froth off a beer! I'm so bad!" - Anna

::kiss:: - Josh & Daniela, James & Krissy, Christine & Stefan

"James, do I want to know why your pants are all undone?" - me

"What is it? You're admiring his articles of clothing?" - Shellen

"Wow! That's impressive!" - Danial

"OH MY GOD! I JUST ATE CALF BRAIN!" - me

"Wow! Look out the windows! It's... clouds..." - Steven

"Icebergs!" - Anna

"C'mon. Say more vulgar things!" - Steven

"There's so much love on this plane." - Steven

"This is highly irregular." - Anna

"Though I was dancing on the table..." - Shellen

"That's gay. Sorry, Alisa." - Steven

"Nutella!" - Anna     You off that addiction yet, girl?

"That long, dangly thing that was hangin' from his pants..." - Steven

"I see my sister in [x-number] hours!" - Melissa

"You suck!" - Melissa     "Only on the weekends..." - Steven

"Lucas, you smelly prick!" - Steven

"I don't have any good quotes. Somebody's gonna hafta write one for me." - Christine

"Here, hold this for a sec..." - Lucas

"Wait! If they're doing aerobics, that means everybody's taking their shoes off! Noooo!" - me

"Eyeshadow... Blush... Lipstick... Braziers..." - Lucas

"Take two sets of clothing and nothing else..." - sheet that came in the mail

"Wow! Look! We only lost one!" - Frau Dorgan on the loss of Melissa's luggage

"Hey! I would wear that!" - Lucas, talking about my brown patchwork skirt

"He was shaving his armpits." - Lucas

"Men are such pigs." - Steven

"He's a womanizer who gets everything." - Cameron

"Yeah, baby!" - Cameron

"You want my eggs?" - me

"Oh, my GOD! Evrybody get scared! The pilot just walked by!" - Steph

"Lucas, you are all man." - Steven

"Frau Dorgan speaks German with a Texas accent." - unknown

"The stewardess gave James and Krissy bears and said they were named 'Romeo' and 'Juliet'." - Christine

"The clouds look like Quark..." - unknown

"What if somebody died on the plane? You know... Burial at sea." - Steven

"Hey! Steven! Pull your pants up!" - Steph

"Look! It's Lake Michigan!" - Steven     "Really? Where?" - Steph

"We're gonna crash, Alisa!" - Christine     "No, this plane isn't gonna crash, 'cause I'm on it and the rest of the world isn't that lucky." - Lucas

"Well, whatever it was, I didn't say it." - Steven

"Look! Five baseball diamons! We're definitly in the U.S.!" - me

"I've got a balloon full of cocaine up my ass and it's hankering to come out!" - anonymous (::cough:: Jason ::cough::)

"I'm sorry. I didn't see your elephant!" - Lucas

"Now I go pee-pee." - Stewardess

PLOP!

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