Welcome, lonely traveler.

You have surfed the web long, and now you have come to the end of your journey.

Now you are at what is officially known as...

I know, I know. I hate to brag, but this really is the coolest site on the web. Want to know why? Because it was made by me! And there's noone in the world cooler than me. WAIT! WAIT! Don't go back! Now, don't get in a tizzy! Just because I'm better than you, it's still no reason to leave my pages or hate me or anything like that.

Want to know what makes me so incredibly cool? Well, you can go here to find about me, or here to find out about my friends. If you click here you can find out about SIG, which is the greatest institution on the face of this earth (once again, that's solely because I went there). If you click right here, you can see photos of when I was in Germany, which was really cool. If you click here, you can find out about one of the most important things in my life. No, it's not sex. It's music. You can also check out my cool Wiccan pages if you click here. If you like AD&D, you can go here to see the page my friends and I started about a game of ours, but then they all went off to college and we never finished. But it's still a cool page! By clicking here you can see all of the DRAGONS I adopted (if you know me - which isn't possible, as nobody truly knows me, but go along with me here - then you know I love dragons). If you go here, you can check out my incredible page of quotes. Here's a bunch of super funny jokes! And finally, here is my list of favorite links, which is really long, but there are a lot of sites out there that have enough calibre to approach the status of near-Alisa.

Here is a link to the scariest picture in the world. It's quite... disturbing...

And when you're all done with that, go HERE!

Home/Music/SIG/Germany/Wicca/AD&D/Dragons/Friends/Quotes/Jokes/Links/

You are webjunkie number  to come to my pages.

See. Cool people like me have lots of visitors.

OK, here's my real counter:

And the obligatory

RANDOM STUFF

An award I actually won.

A rare shot of me driving. Mom was out at the time...

The lord have mercy upon us. The Rocky Horror Picture Show is rated G.