Welcome to the SIG 1999 Photo Gallery
1999 Farewell to Friends Poem
"South Porch Rules"
Farewell to friends
I bid you adieu
We've changed our lives
Without meaning to
We came alone
Not knowing a soul
We leave as one
A close-knit whole
We met one another
Not knowing what to expect
Hoping that we
Would not be the reject
A week went by
We made several friends
But this isn't where
The friend-making ends
The second week closed
We all fit in
We knew everybody's name
Well, except maybe for him...
At the end of three weeks
We had friends for life
We laughed in our joy
We shared in our strife
Now our stay is over
And we all must go home
We'll write letters and emails
Wherever we may roam
Such friends we've made
We'll never forget
Our love will grow
Stronger yet
Stay close to your friends
Never let them stray
This simple rule
You must obey
I can see you now
Finding friends on the address list
Don't forget email
(It's faster!)
Now it's time for one last hug
With that special friend
But this isn't goodbye
It's never the end
4 PINTS = $2!!!
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And now here are all of the photos I took (in chronological order). Enjoy!
(If you are a SIG person and you want an actual copy of one of the photos I've taken, write me and I'll make copies. The first five are free. All copies over 5 will cost you, depending on how many photos you want and how broke I am.)
Roll 1
1 Pat and Chris watch as Allison kicks Keenan's butt in chess
2 A bunch of people on stage during a science presentation. Hey, look! It's Dave!
3 Two anonymous people having sex on South Lawn
4 Keenan, Lord of the Jungle!
5 David and Eleanor dancing
6 Me and Patrick doin' the nasty vertically
7 Yeehaw! Ride 'em cowboy!
8 Kerri dancing on the railing
9 Alix in Pigtails
10 Chris reflecting upon something. What that something is, I don't want to know...
11 Somebody kicking Chris in the head as he leans against Keenan's back
12 Chris begging for his Mommy as Kerri threatens to sit on him
13 Keenan doing the Chicken Dance whilst sitting on Chris
14 Pat and Keenan Greco-Roman style wrestling
15 Down, Chris! Bad dog!
16 Umm... The wall... I don't remember taking this...
17 Somebody about to grab Keenan's crotch
18 Keenan showin' off his stuff
19 Pat and Bryan. Stop me if you've heard this, but Bryan's older!
20 Mya is thoroughly shocked by such a display of hormones. Look at her twisting that shoelace!
21 Zoinker's hand (not worth looking at)
22 Zoinker hiding from the camera (not worth looking at)
23 Our room
24 From the other direction
Roll 2
1 A group of bikers following our bus
2 Said bikers waving at us
3 Kerri kicking Pat's ass as he's for some reason lying under the table
4 Pat and Keenan playing the world's first game of Bootleg Chess
5 Allison looking cute (in my hat) as she advertises USAir
6 BOOTLEG CHESS at its finest
7 Brendan and Allison. Awwwwwwww.....
8 Jane and Howie catnapping in the library. Stephanie looks confused.
9 Whose pretty nails might these be?
10 Why, they're Ben's...
11 ...and Keenan's!
12 My counselor at our girl bonding nailpolish party.
13 Brendan is very very ticklish
14 Kerri's back and random people dancing (not worth looking at)
15 Kerri, Zoinker, Keenan, and Skunk (Dave) dancing during Rock Roots
16 Hey, Macarena!
17 Chris and Keenan (repeat of photo Kerri took last year)
18 Boob wants in on the action
19 Keenan and Chris walzing under the moonlight
20 Don't ask... Just don't ask...
21 Pat, Kerri, Chris, and Keenan pretending to be a giant horney - er, horned - caterpillar
22 MOM! DON'T LOOK AT THIS PHOTO! It's not what it looks like! Honest!
23 Kerri, Allison, and Dréa getting laid (on) by Keenan on the swing
24 Keenan and Erin swing dancing
25 Chris and Zoiker attempting to telekinetically move their chess pieces
26 A repeat of a photo Kerri took of Josh in the golf cart, only with Keenan
27 Keenan pulling the friendship post out of the ground
28 A VERY well endowed Keenan
29 Chelsea obviously didn't eat lunch...
30 Spazzy Erik!
31 Big Dave Sexauer jumping off the stage
32 Tap Team Two and a group of people. Hey, look! Dave's on stage! Again!
33 Tap Team Two tapping out the Star Wars theme
34 Some kid (I forgot his name) onstage with Tap Team Two
35 Pat, I do NOT want to know what those blobs of slimy wet stuff are
36 Back: Me, Spazzy Erik, Dréa. Front: Pat, Kerri, Allison, Brendan.
Roll 3
1 The two most common words out of Allison's mouth: Job and Blow (not necessarily in that order)
2 A poor little rabit bat outside of Drayton. I think Chris bit it.
3 Chris and Keenan dancing at the first dance
4 Zorawar with a big 'fro
5 Pimpy Eric
6 Pat and Dréa. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!
7 Keenan and Erin are swingers, baby! Yeah!
8 Jesse and Katie doing a lift while swing dancing
9 A mass of guys (Pimpy Eric's back, Boob's back, Sam's side, Big Dave, Mike's back, Keenan)
10 Zoinker, female counselor, Nate, female counselor, Mike
11 SPASTICK!
12 KEENAN!
13 Boob's back. They were playing football in the basement during the dance.
14 Limbo lower, Keenan! How low can you go?
15 Hot lesbian action (hard to see - my flash glared on something white)
16 Paradise by the Dashboard Light I
17 Paradise by the Dashboard Light II
18 Paradise by the Dashboard Light III
19 Paradise by the Dashboard Light IV (Boob wants in)
20 Big Dave and Zoinker having anal... Nevermind...
21 Didn't they say no alcohol consumption, Zoinker?
22 Kerri and... Is that Kendrick? No! It's Tom!
23 Bryan fast asleep on the bus. He was sooo cute!
24 Dréa singing "One Moment in Time" at the talent show
25 Kerri and... Dave's on stage again! They MCed the talent show
26 Steve and Nate singing "Comfortably Numb"
27 Berit singing "Cry Me a River"
28 Dave proposing to [go to the dance with] Urkrainian Peter
29 Zoinker and Ukrainian Peter doing God knows what...
30 Yaniy Dobrovolets!
31 Papa John performing "John's Sonata No. 1"
32 Olivia, Angela, and Priya dancing to "I Like to Move It"
33 The senior Orton guys on stage running around like the rabid monkeys they are
34 Kerri attempts "I Dream of Genie"'s trick to get Dave off the stage
35 Chris, Darryle, and Chad discussing politics
36 Nate gives his opinion of the talent show
Roll 4
1 Kerri and Tom. How cute!
2 The back of Zoinker's head (not worth looking at)
3 Nate and Dave performing "Windfall"
4 Big Dave about to play "Waiting for You"
5 I think I accidently hit the camera button (definitly not worth looking at)
6 The sexy male counselors after finding out that Kerri had turned down their offer to become underwear models in Paris for $250,000 a year
7 1st Period Hoedown
8 Yet another group of people randomly jumping around on stage (not worth looking at)
9 Me, Alana, Kerri, and Tom on the swing
10 Boy, don't Kerri and Alana look thrilled to be up this early in the morning?
11 There's so much radiation in the drinks at SIG, they glow! That's Citrus Blast, Pineapple Juice, It's Tide, It's Swamp Water, and It's Green.
12 It's Desh chugging It's Green!
13 Back: Brad, Keenan, Josh, Me, Alli, Judah, Allison. Middle: Emily, Jo. Front: Bill.
14 Judah and Alli go kissey kissey
15 Upstairs in our hall. Basically from left to right is Me, Emily, Alli, Jason, Bill, Allison, Kerri, and Judah.
16 Ex-SIGgers Bill, Jason, Josh, Emily, and Alli on the swing
17 Back: Kerri, Me. Front: Allison, Bill, Jason, Josh, Emily, Alli
18 Back: Judah, me. Front: Bill, Kerri, Josh, Emily
19 Kerri and me taking advantage of Josh's comfy thighs while Bill takes advantage of Josh's comfy... Nevermind...
20 This is for any guy who's ever claimed that he's too big to fit into a condom. BULLSHIT!
21 Jason posing in his cape
22 My name is Indio Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!
23 SEXY SEXY BILL!
24 Alix gazing intently upon her next victim
25 Interview with the Trampire (Kerri looking very vampiric)
26 Papa John hiding from the evil sun
27 I vant to dreenk your blud!
28 Back: Pat, Jason, Judah, Me, Chris, Keenan, Emily. Lying down: Alli. Left bench: Chelsea, Josh. Right bench: Priya, Bill. On ground: Dréa, Alana, Kerri.
29 Jason and Keenan... making out? Pat looks like he wants some, too. Chris thinks it's cute.
30 Chris orgasming as Keenan humps his neck
31 Redwood No redwood
32 A massive, all-guy orgy
33 Pat and Dréa. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
34 MOM! Don't look at this! Tastes like chicken!
35 Angela berates Darryle for trying on her makeup
36 Darryle trying to look sexy. Note: trying.
Roll 5
1 Mya's famous monkey face!
2 Alix dying Adam's hair with green Jello
3 Adam ikes his new look
4 Oops... Sorry, Brad. Was that an artery?
5 The Odd Couple meets Marilyn Manson... Sorta...
6 When the moon hits your eyes like a big pizza pie...
7 MOM! Don't look at this! Brad wanted to be a mother and breastfeed. I don't think this is what he meant, though.
8 Spank him, Pat! Spank him!
9 Brad at his audition for The Village People
10 Adam and his girlfriend after he dropped her on her head while swing dancing
11 The butts of the counselors who tried to ruin our last night on South Porch. NICE TRY!!!
12 Our last "normal" SIG breakfast
13 My anthropology class Sam, Tom, Me, Aliyah, Ben (teacher), Nikki (TA), Kerri
14 My study hall
15 UFO!
16 Pat and me enjoying the shade of a tree
17 Eileen and Pimpy Eric Note the red ghost - if you look at it, you can almost see a white shirt, dark vest, and dark tie.
18 My Brain, Mind, and Human Behavior (biopsychology) class
19 An ultra-feminine looking Patrick doesn't want me to kick him in the nuts again
20 ALIX!!!!!!!!!!
21 My drama class
22 Alexis ruined this photo (not worth looking at)
23 Light reflecting off stuff and some people (not worth looking at)
24 My calculus class Back: Mya (teacher), Gregg (TA), Jeff. Middle: Dave, Keenan, Me, Sam. Front: Darryle, Priya.
25 Allison is... WHITE TRASH!
26 Kerri, the Queen of Clash "And get a look at that chick in the blue glitter." --Mr. Ferri
27 DUDE!
28 "I'm an Englishman in New[town]" --Sting Sexy Chad!
29 Bryan decided to dress normally on clash night
30 "And all the girlies say I'm pretty fly For a white guy!" --Offspring An actual photo of Zoinker!
31 Toga! Toga! Toga! (that be Alana)
32 Priya didn't have time to get dressed for dinner after her shower
33 Boto boto boto Mr. Roboto (I was trying to show a little kid how to hold my camera)
34 What happens when Clash Night meets Trailer Trash
35 My counselor group (minus Sayune): Kerri, Me, Michelle, Tania (counselor), Eileen, Berit, Allison, Dréa
Roll 6
1 Me, Berit, Alana, Dréa, and Allison at the final dance
2 Chris and Keenan headbanging No, not that way, you sicko!
3 Paradise by the Dashboard Light V
4 Paradise by the Dashboard Light VI
5 Ukrainian Peter trying to dance
6 Keenan before
7 Jeff wondering why the hell we won't let him into the men's room
8 Keenan after
9 Kerri doing Keenan's makeup
10 I'm too sexy for my shirt...
11 Chris finally found a date to the dance, but Pat tried to take him away from her
12 Ukrainian Peter wants a piece of Keenan
13 Chris, Keenan, Erin, and Brendan dancing upstairs
14 Kerri guards Tom jealously because ::gasp:: I actually dared to dance with him
15 Now we know which piece Ukrainian Peter wanted...
16 Alex and Keenan: KORN meets Marilyn Manson meets SIG
17 Me upstairs after the dance
18 Keenan, Priya, Alana, Kerri, Christy, Bryan, Chris, and somebody's left knee sharing emotions with the toilet paper on the last day
19 Alix edges away as Pat flips me the bird and Dréa holds up THE $2
20 Augh! The mailbox is eating Patrick!
21 Back: Chris, Keenan, Allison, Priya, Christy, Bryan, Alicia. Middle: Pat, Me, Big Dave, Alix, Adam, Chelsea, Erin, Brendan. Kneeling: Dréa, Alana, Kerri.
22 Top: Brad, Tom, Boob. Standing: Alix, Erin, Keenan, Chris, Kerri. Bench: Allison, Me, Alana, Dréa, Alex. Ground: Chelsea, Kelly, ________, Alicia.
23 Me, Dréa, Kerri, Tom, and Alana
24 Same + Keenan
25 Kerri and Tom looking absolutely adoreable. Great photo.
26 WOOHOO!
Non-SIG photos:
27 Patches (my kitty) taking a soldier out of my brother's basket and throwing it on the floor
28 Patches rooting around for another soldier
29 Brian (my boyfriend) in the parking lot behind the movie theater
30 Better photo of Brian (not that he ever looks bad) of Brian in the parking lot behind the movie theater
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