No clue who wrote this rhyme.. No one tells me a damn thing!:)

She's written Buffy and Angel, Xander and Drusilla
Giles, Joyce, Cordelia; Faith, Oz and Willow
But do you recall the one she's tortured worst of all?

Spike has been the one brutalized
In almost all of Saber's fics
And if you really thought about it
You would say that she was sick

All of the other characters
Haven't even really been hurt
Except for Angel and Buffy,
who sometimes has pushed up dirt.

Late one night in the IRC
Katie had to say:
We all enjoy Saber's stories
but she's hurt Spike in every way

Then all the other ficcers
Decided to make it a game
"How Saber is evil to Spike"
Ended up as the list's name

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How Saber Is Evil To Spike

Arrested
Beaten up - not specified
Became a father
Bitten on neck
Bitten on the testicles
Black eyes
Blood clot on the brain
Broken back
Broken fingers
Broken hands
Broken knees
Broken legs
Broken nose
Bruised wrists/ankles/neck from being chained
Burned by fire
Burned by magick
Burned by acidic fly ‘spit'
Burned by sunlight
Burned by creature guts
Canines clipped
Cock-ring
Clawed by cat
Clawed by Oz-wolf
Clawed by Sire
Clawed by other vampires/demons
Cracked over head with bottle
Cracked ribs
Crainiotomy
Cross put in mouth
Crushed larynx
Cut by broken glass
Cut by a knife
Dementia
Died for good
Dislocated shoulder
Dominated
Dragged in the ocean for three days/almost munched by sharks
Driven nearly insane
Driven into a blank state
Drugged
Forced to masturbate in front of other vampires
Forced to give head in front of other vampires
Genitalia caught in zipper
Genitalia cut off
Got the flu
Got married
Had his car gutted
Had sex with a male demon in order to kill it
Hallucinations
Hangover
Haunted
Head shaved
Head split by falls
Headaches
Holy Water burns
Holy Water cream in interesting places
Humiliated/Embarrassed
Impaled leg by metal pole
Killed off the loves of his life
Knocked unconscious
Lemon juice poured on cuts
Lice/infestations
Mentally experimented on - not specified
Metal ring soldered into his neck
Metal hook inserted over teeth and into neck to hold mouth open
Papercut
Physically experimented on - not specified
Poisoned by demon venom
Poisoned spider bites
Prophesied pain
Punched wall until hand looked like hamburger
Punched/Kicked in the testicles
Raped
Raw/bloody wrists from being chained
Reverted to animalistic state
Roof collapsed/buried
Sexual frustration
Shocked
Shot in the head
Shrunk
Sold into slavery
Spanked
Splinters
Staked
Starvation
Stepped on glass
Stubbed toe
Sun sickness
Tattooed unwantedly
Terrified
Throat slit
Thrown out a second story window
Tickled
Tortured - not specified
Tried to commit suicide
Turned into a rabbit
Turned into a human
Unable to talk
Unable to walk
Used as a toy
Used as a punching bag
Vomited
Whipped
Wires clipped to nerves in back
Wrists tied with barbed wire

I need your help, I've been so busy and am pretty much unable to keep up this list, so if you know somethings missing, E-mail me or.. if you want to look around her fanfiction Visit Saber's Website..and help me out.  But you must be 18 or older to read some of the material on the webpage.

The picture at the top of the page was taken and graphically altered with permission from Zero at Jamesmarsters.com