Dirk Djuga's Homepage


I'm trying hard to add so much useless frames and Javascript schnickschnack that as few people as possible can view my pages. In addition I'm currently experimenting with microscopic fonts and am thinking about making the text colour the same as the background.

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What I like best about homepages

is the picture of the owner. Sadly, I have no picture of myself because my scanner is inoperative. The second best thing I like about homepages are some views of the owners home town. Even more sadly, I have no pictures of my home town here. Not only because of scanning deficiencies, but more so because the bad habit of displaying pictures of my home town caused a major drain of population from about 580000 to a mere 400000 in only a few years (Or was that due to rent increases ? I can't recall.)

By the way, my home town is Stuttgart, Germany.

Congratulations on not following the Stuttgart-link above. It would only have taken you to the average gallery of museum or zoo opening schedules and city plans. I presume they don't have any pictures of Stuttgart there, cautious bunch that they are. It is generally good habit not to follow any illustrative links on my pages except for the ones specially advertised later on this page. Because if you do, you are gone and chances are that you will never return.
I like the thought that forty million people living in all kinds of continents are able to visit my homepage. If you think your continent is rather extraordinary in it's kind of exoticness, or just exotic in it's kindness, drop me a mail of some kind. NOTE: It is not necessarily necessary that you have something extraordinary to tell (as you can see here), just the exoticness of your home country (It is not Germany, is it ?) will do.
REMARK: Don't feel like one out of forty millions. You're number . All the others were my next of kin.

What you'll like about my homepage

or so I hope, are my deep insights in the following issues: Or enter through the frontdoor to find more...

Have love will travel

Now for what the web is all about: Get from one interesting thing to another, totally different interesting thing. But each of those here is definitive.

The definitive link for friends of chinese waterdragons:

    Tricia's Waterdragon Page (Waterdragons are green 3 feet lizards. Mine is called Alfred.)

The definitive link for people who have many pictures on their PC:

    Have a look at my programming work: Retriever & WinGlobe

The definitive link for harpsichord fans:

      Learn all about the harpsichord at the Harpsichord Information Center

The definitive link for VC++/MFC programmers:

    codeguru has sample sources for almost anything

The definitive link for friends of Ducks and Mice:

    The Disney Comics Database - an almost complete index of international comics containing "Disney characters". A great source to find out who really created your favourite stories (it wasn't Mr. Disney) and to find other great stories by them. Meet people from all over the world who are involved in the creation of these comics, and fans like yourself, on the Disney Comics Mailing List.
If names like Carl Barks, Floyd Gottfredson, Romano Scarpa, Don Rosa ring a bell, you must go there! If not, go there ASAP!

The definitive link for collectors of animal pictures:

    Bioinfo Animal Pictures Archive Animal images that are posted on usenet news. Searchable by animal names.

The definitive link if you were trying to get beyond level 42 of your new computer game for the last three weeks:

    The Spoiler Centre Search Facility - cheats, tricks and walkthroughs

If you have something that you don't know what it is (yes, the gift from aunt Martha) - how about putting it at auction? Amongst the 100 million people on the Internet there will be someone who knows, or is just curious. Hopefully not aunt Martha. Get the definitive info on electronic auctioning at
    Twas.com - assistance in internet auctioning

Find out for yourself what this is the definitive link for:

    HappyDrugSAKURAI! Hint: keep a close eye on the gif animation to the lower left...

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