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Body Chat!
This would prove that all girls are in some way perverse. However we don't quite go into psychotic daydreams like some of you nasty fleshmonger guys! We're much more sophisticated. What? You don't believe me? If you have long fingers, don't we sometimes faun over them? *I know Kirby does...*
But this page is to explain some of our inner thoughts about our body, and yours. So you know you're not alone when you stare at breasts. (Although your reasons are different.) And hey, if you're a girl reading this, you probably already know.
So without further adeau...
Breasts
And to be honest, yeah, we stare at each others once in a while, to compare. Don't laugh, because we'll be forced to remind you that most guys check each other out in the locker room to see who they're bigger than and who's bigger than them. You don't think we know...heh. As if!
With the subject of breasts. Not all girls are turned on by them. Take my friend Jess and myself. There's a guy we know who goes out of his way to grab ours. But it's like an arm or something. Kirb is like, "He grabbed em?!" But it's not a big deal to a lot of girls. But we attack because it invades personal space. And we usually retaliate with a crotch kick.
Also, don't try and make up excuses to grab them either. We weren't born yesterday. I mean, don't stop abruptly at a four way just so you can cover your arm across someone's chest and say, "Oops." Or even worse, like Kirbs, go in the tunnel at an amusement park saying, "I can't see you!! Where are you?! ::WHOMP::" That doesn't work either. And it pretty much cracks us up.
Ass-ume the position.
Okay...so some guys are complete ass fanatics. Personally, I wouldn't know, because I don't feel attracted to anyone's butt. But I do have to admit, my babe of a friend Jess's is pretty cute. Guys worship it in the hall. Or did until she started to homeschool. Sexlives everywhere started to deminish because of the lacking glory of her ass. If someone would explain to me what's so cute about it, I'd like to know. That's all I have to say about this.
Everywhere you want to dare (But can't)
Uh huh. So what were you staring at earlier? Yeah that's it. Blush, cough, turn your head, look away. You can't help but look back. I can't describe what is going through my head on this subject even though all the guys are going (GO ON GIRL!). I'm under 18 so that would make it illegal.
But don't act like you don't just LUV those funky daisy dukes that we wear in the summer. Admire them more often and manage to not blush, and you might just get some.
Facts about Girls most guys wouldn't realize.
- We love to joke about cucumbers and stuff like that in front of you to turn you on anyway. ^^ Hence the keychain I have.
- Little things turn us on. Like Chocolate.
- We do prefer chocolate over men. ALWAYS.
- During the monthly curse, we're most likely to be much more vulerable emotionally. (Physically no. You grab anything and you'll be in the hospital.)
- We know damn well about the whole catholic schoolgirl, cat-girl, and playboy-bunny fantasies you have. We're just waiting to use them against you.
- If you turn into a jerk, one of two things will happen to you. You'll be dissed and dismissed by a extra lovely lady, or you'll have a whole bunch of extra lovely ladies tieing you up against a pole and having way too much fun. Let's face facts. We're not kids anymore. No one really beats anyone up anymore 'cept for straight guys.
- We do admire whatever compliment you give us. Even if it is somewhat perverted. ^^
- You think you're able to hide the hard-on. *Starts to laugh.* Just give up. We have contests to see who can make a guy squirm worse.
- We talk all about whatever compliments you give us too.
Tips for actually getting her.
1. Be sweet, but not overly sweet. Acting like a pussy (excuse me ladies. That was a figure of speech. I wasn't making fun.)with the, I'm a lover not a fighter bullshit will not only get you out of the bed, but with a frost bitten dick as well. (It's gross, but someone had to say it.)
2. Dress somewhat stylish. I mean, keep with the guy trends. There's nothing worse than going out with a guy who dresses like his mom picked out his clothes. I'm saying, that if you're straight, and queers look sexier than you, there's something wrong.
3. Roses, Candy, Notes, cute things. ^^ They work wonders. Once in a while slip them in to surprise the girl. We're all hopeless romantics.
4. We don't like being the only aggressive ones. If you know the girl made the first move, make the second one. Because if she has to make the first, second, and third move, she'll make a fourth move for the door. Shy for a guy can only get you so far.
5. Pick the girl up in a car? Without your parents? My beau told me that it's not really a date unless you pay for everything and pick them up and drop them off. He's true about the latter. You can go dutch once in a while so you don't go dead broke.
6. Make sure there's some kind of compatability besides physical attraction. Mental stimulation is what a lot of girls crave. That's why we fall for short funny guys. ^^ It's true. Look at Adam Sandler.
7. Be friends for a while.
8. For us, personality ACTUALLY does count. We aren't quite as visually perceptive as you. 9. Stand tall, act natural. Set yourself on a goal and don't expect to move fast unless the girl wants too. A relationship is buried in friendship, trust, and respect. So I recommend getting your daily dose of Aretha Franklin before a date.