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REI: Action Hero!
Rei continues to make fine movies, even after her life on NGE. See our favorite gal save the world... AH-NOLD style!
Interview
with Rei Ayanami
No kidding, this is big! Exclusive interview
from Reispace with the one and only First Child. Do not miss!!
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Hey there fight fans, it's your
favorite section, the one you all look forward to. Who's she gonna clober this time?
RIGHT, it's REI vs, our look at fictional (aren't they all?) battles between the
demure Rei Ayanami and some piece of meat. Brought to you by Reispace...Constantly quenching your thirst for blood. Umm, yeah. |
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O-Kay now, A REAL fight... no Sailor Moon or Asuka, or Minmei... you want the beef, I'll give you the beef! The terror of Tokyo, the Nuclear Beast from the East. Weighing in at, well... a lot, we give you... GODZILLA!!. Good luck Rei.
Round One
-Having a ramen in downtown Tokyo, Rei is disturbed by the lurching, towering menace horning in on her grub. Agh! Godzilla!! She's spilled her food, and now she's pissed!
Round Two
-Not really gauging the torment he has caused Miss Ayanami, the monster smashes through Tokyo, breathing nuclear fire and munching pedestrians. Rei beats a quick path for her EVA.
Round Three
-Rei lunges at Godzilla in EVA Unit 00, only to have the creatures fiery breath sever her power link. After 5 minutes of intense battle, the EVA runs out of power and ceases moving. Godzilla loses interest and moves on in his mission of destruction.
Round Four
-Rei rushes to the neighboring MACROSS fansite and grabs Lynn Minmei, explaining to her that she is needed to once again save the world. Minmei, ever-so-dense, agrees even as Rei mummifies her in duct-tape and C-4 plastic explosives.
Round Five
-Rei sticks Minmei in the middle of a street, wrapped in explosives and carrying a DVD version of "BurnUp-W" for extra killing power. Minmei begins to sing "To Be in Love", nearly killing Godzilla with that alone. Godzilla advances violently on the source of his torment.
Round Six
-Godzilla devours Minmei in one fell swoop and is rocked by the explosives, but it is the horrible, senseless mind-crap of BurnUp-W that does him in. Rei pops a cap in his ass to make sure.
WINNER: Rei Ayanami, 2-0 
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