Anal Retentive

I can barely say it, let alone put it on a home page...better to have link to it. Hubby and Kay are both open and self admittedly "anal" persons. This is what they both told me at dinner on Sat night (as If I didn't know). Granted it was after 2 glasses of cheap Spumanti (which I stayed away from - yes I guess I am elitest!). That is why they get along so well..and so bad too..they have this love-hate relationship...with me inbetwixt the squabbling, but to see them together..makes me laugh so hard..I just plutz myself laughing..despite how sad they look, rolling around acting like morons.

So what did they say...eech..I can't believe I am typing this..okay here goes...(don't think less of me all...It's just their dialogue which I took notes..with their permission). First things they said...in quotes.. "Lets go outside and use the neighbours (our back fence aswell) back fence to build a bonfire"...then .."yeah! we can then use the fire to light up smokes and smoke them with our arse - arse smoking..(insert huge roarous laugh)" (okay, now it's here were I tell them I am an "Oral" person..and feeling a little ill from their suggestion..so they start to laugh even harder...I distance myself by writing down their dialogue...they think this is hysterical...So I ask "So tell me about your mothers?" They once again burst into side splitting laughter, but refused to discuss their mother's...

Hubby is flushed now..drink does that to him...Kay's eyes have this glassy glaze. Hubby picks up empty Spumanti bottle and blows into it, making resonant noise...Kay starts to run her finger over the crystal glass to make high pitched frequency noise... Hubby puts down bottle, picks up glass and tries to get same sound as Kay. In order to do this, he needed to remove some Spumanti from the glass..gulp...okay..another gulp...right sound now....I just watch the two of them..for about 5 minutes.

Hubby takes out violin and gives Kay a lesson...(that poor violin - being held in the hands of sloshed people..I cringed at the thought of it dropping to the floor..I held my breath in prayer).

We then watched Beavis and Butthead episodes....once again roarous laughter...and then they fell asleep - or started too..when I started to watch the Movie Michael (with John Travolta)...