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Name: Mike
Alias: Calaesto
Location: Toronto
Zodiac: Capricorn
Age: 22
Status: Single
Known to his peers as: "One-Man-Relay-Drinking-Team",
Freak, and of
course......HEATHER (DONT ask.....I'm
a BOY..honest!!!)
Interests: Clubbing binges, The Royal
Court (and you KNOW who you
are!), shopping, going out for coffee/dinner,
movies, playing pool,
card games, DRINKING games, drinking
card games, D-I-S-C-O, drag queens, and oh......BOYS!!!!
Dislikes: Vain bitches, non-smokers
with vengeances, brakes that dont work right (and they NEVER do!), mornings,
cops, bouncers, know-it-alls who attempt to fuck with MY reality, cheaters,
liars, sluts, lying cheating sluts, drinks that simply don't pack a punch,
parking attendants, traffic, high-cut running shoes, shitty hair, facial
hair, back hair (thats as far as I'll go on that subject), and SO MUCH
MORE!!!
Things You Need to Know About Me:
1. DONT touch my hair.................
2. I can talk the ear off ANYONE,
so stay active in our conversation or RUN FOR YOUR LIFE.........
3. I am prone to mood swings.....ask
ANYONE..........
4. As unapproachable as I may seem,
I enjoy meeting ANYONE.......and
5. I always have a Plan C.
Mission in Life: WHAT life?!?!?!??!
Favourite saying: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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