Likes: Mentos (I always have an endless supply), Jello, Shopping (aka Mallwhoring), Renting movies as opposed to going to a movie theatre, People who are friendly but not fake; bubbly but not overtalkative, MTV's The Real World (through which I live vicariously), the word Uterus (Not that I have, need or want one), golf pencils, 2nd markdowns at the GAP (Laff), the expression "Urgh", Rollerblading on REALLY flat surfaces...like a linoleum kitchen floor,  when you add JUST the right amount of Kool-aid powder and water, recent books with that new kind of cover...the kinds with that textured paper stuff and rough cut edges, Degrassi Jr High, Saved By the Bell, the "Tacoma" font, people named George Glass, people who have dated George Glass, people who have wanted to date George Glass, people who understand the George Glass joke,.  Oh, and I like Velveeta Shells and Sauce,"The BabySitters Club".  Those're pretty much my likes. 

Dislikes: Pretentious people, when you buy markers which are dry and defective the minute you open them up, South Park, Coughing, People who blow smoke in my face to proove a point, 7:00am, Black t-shirts that say Guns And Roses etc, People who ask for stats on IRC, people who wear WAY TOO MUCH perfume or cologne who sit beside you on the subway while cutting their nails as you attempt to read the paper and all they can do is move around and hum the melody of the Stairway to Heaven (Incorrectly I might add), people who babble about what they hate,  the   expression "Talk to the palm" (Or any expression made popular on Ricki Lake), people who think they are better than me because they are Vegans or because they only eat Hummus from Pusateri's, Supposedly "Urban" clothing which has been produced for the masses and costs like 5 times more than the origianal first product. (Aka Urban Outfitters, though I do shop there.  I'm a hypocrite; if you don't like it, talk to the palm), and  venetian blinds.  I *HATE* those.  Oh, and I hate crayons with dumb names like Midnight Blue or Salsa Red.  Those're pretty much all of my dislikes. 

<My token "gay" musical quote> 
"...so much more original than any of us...you'd find and old table cloth on the street and make a dress...and next year, sure enough -- they'd be mass producing them at the Gap." -Rent.