| Cars I like to ride in my motor car I can travel near, I can travel far There are so many people in motor cars Oh I hope that nobody will hit me. Refrain Cars, Cars See them roll and spin Someone's hitting her, someone's hitting him Cars, Cars See them smash and twist Oh I hope that nobody will hit me! They got a thing on the highway though Someone goes too fast. Someone goes to slow. A boom, boom, boom and away we go We are caught in a chain reaction. Copyright 2001 Ann Lasser |
| My Phones I have a phone in my chimney flue In my closet pocket and in my shoe I have a phone in my car and den But in my bathroom there's two. Refrain Phones they ring when you hear the blast Then you spill the water and break the glass Phones, phones they ring when you're late And will only make you later. I hear phones ringing where ever I go At the supermarket and Kmart store I hear phones ring on the bus and plane But never the ringing of my phones. I bought my phones at the Good Will Store I paid there once I don't pay no more Some people gripe of a monthly bill But they're all disconnected on my phones. Copyright 2001 Ann Lasser |
| The Loner I'm a loner it suits me fine Every bit of my time is mine I do what ever I want to, when ever I please I come and go as the breeze. Refrain It's great to have a whole bed to myself How else can one get any sleep It's great coming home to a quiet house And relax with my own company. I have a job and it pays my bills The yard work is okay with me The rest of the time I am able to fill With things that are pleasant to me. I love my own company Nobody else is quite like me I laugh and sig and I write funny verse It is so entertaining to me. Copyright 2001 Ann Lasser |
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