~The Books According to the Three Kings~
The Book of Sexy- As told by Sexy Steve and his sexy associates (because Steve knows sexy... and this stuff is quite sexy)!
The Book of Unsexy- As told by Sexy Steve and his sexy associates (because Steve knows sexy... and this is not sexy)!
The Charter of Kinky Town- As told by the King of Kinky and the Priestess of Kinky. You don't know kinky until they say what is kinky!
The Bean Says... - As told by the King of Beans. Zanny quotes from the king himself and stuff that he has heard along the way.
Keep in mind that this stuff (minus 'The Bean says' section) is not my opinion, but the opinion of my friends. So please do not e-mail me about how much I suck because blah blah blah. If you wanna reach them, then ask me and I'll let you ask them yourself. Thank you for your time and consideration. ^_^ Now read to your hearts content.