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Is it something you can
EAT?

-Becca
What if we don't...really exist?
-Rita (even though she never really said this)
Nice to ... meet you.
-Barbie Nutcracker Movie
Bloo.
-So & Dre
Frikin Sarah!!
-Becca
Hot cold flashes!!
Hot cold flashes!!
Everyone has hot cold flashes!!

-Soquel
Ok Rita.
Don't care Rita.

-Scott Orr
Caution! Sweeper aproaching!!
Ben Aflect
-Rita
What did you do to her? What did you do to So-qu-el?
-Peter (the 50 year old lifegaurd who is still in college and stalked So-qu-el)
Orinch
-Andrea
What if we don't *clap* *clap*
Really exist? *clap* *clap*
Oh Soquel, you are so sweet.
-Mr. Bergstrom
You get Toby McGuire, you get James Franco, and I get Willem DaFoe.
Period.

-Becca
Don't you guys see the rectangles?!!
-Soquel
What's a cow plop mommy?
-Big Business
Becca, Becca, what's this?  Hey Becca, What's this? 
HEY BECCA!!! *Smack* WHAT'S THIS?

It's a cookie Matthew.
Oh, ok.
-Becca and her brother Matthew
Yeah, I'd kill a baby.
Only if it was to save my life,
but I'd kill a baby.
-
Scott Orr
Plump legs, plump legs, I have plump legs
-Anna
You've got no where to run nutcracker!!
-Barbie Nutcracker Movie
They have the backpack!! Oh my God, we're gonna die!!!!
-Sarah
Let me tell you a little story about a girl named Pita, a boy named Smike and a girl named Sandrea.
-Rita
Good Dead Doll Ars.
-Abra (Rita's sister)
RIIITAAAAAHH!!!! 
What's up CHIIICAAAAHH?!! 
Do you WANNAAAAHH?!!

-"Scrap-metal"
You look just like a litte piggy!!!
-Soquel
What? Lesbiand doesn't end in 'd'?!"
-Rita
Oh my God I have a headache!!
I feel like there's a donkey chewing on the back of my head!!
...Oh, sorry Dustin.
-Soquel
It's like a frieght train!!
-Soquel
How can you resist a guy with three cheak bones?
-Becca
And it was the most beautiful chicken clucking I'd ever heard:
bruck bruck bruck, bruck bruck, bruck bruck

-Deb Wood (Soquel's mom)
'K guys, let's go.
-Sarah
Gindi bindi.
-Tibor Horvath (Andrea's dad)
Animals are not like people!!!!
Mom you just cut off that woman and she's flicking you off
-Cathleen (now Juliette) Desjardins and and
Rita
Oh, you like that don't you War Emblem?
-Becca
A tick-a-bug? A tick-a-bug!
A tick-a-bug, tick-a-bug, tick-a-bug!!

-
Andrea & Rita
One time, when me and Soquel were on soda...
-Andrea
That boy needs therapy
REVENGE!!!
-Tibor Horvath (Andrea's dad)
You better watch it!  I'm gonna put you in the sleeper hold.
-Ryan Symes
wait....wait....wait...(ahahaaha) what if we dont...(ahahahahaha) wait.....wait.....wait....what if we dont (ahahahah) really exist
-
Rita imitating Becca's imitation of Rita
Nice, Reeeeal nice.
-Mad TV
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