Quotes
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I'm in the mood
for love
are you ready?
I'm in the mood for love
come on now
-So & Dre
Soquel's got her V-card tucked safely in her wallet
-Cameron
This would be the perfact setting for a horror movie.
-Andrea
DEAR GOD: 
MAKE ANNA SEE THE NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES OF HER ACTIONS!!
-Carol (Rita's step mom)
How many NorCal chicks does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Hella.		 Breast monster!
-Franz
Don't forget An-drea,
tonight.
-Mr. Bergstrom
It was the big, fat, round chilie pepper!!!
-Anna
Mock
- si -
Ing
- si -
Bird
- si -
-Dumb & Dumber
That's fu'gly!!
-Soquel		 Plasma gas?  I've got some plasma gas!!!
-Daucha
I like your shirt
I like my shirt!
-Rita
Vanilla or Vanilla Bean?
-Dasha
Clara!  I love you!!
-The Barbie Nutcracker movie
Swimmers to the block, exclamation point.
-Mrs. Cooke
Will you be my hero for the night?
-Soquel
I love all of you.
-Roshan
Let's get goin' Louisiana hayride.
-Rita
The faces, they all look the same!!
- Volcano
Joke's over Rita.
I'm hungry like a bungry!
-Rita
No, actually *squinting to read cue card* I don't suck.
-Derik Jeeter
They just do it, through the feathers, they just do it.
-Candid Camera
What beats lava?
My dad, I hope
-Volcano
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MAAAM
-So & Dre
Oh, Becca
-Andrea
Andrea!! Come into me, I'm open!!
-Roshan
Do you think I'm going crazy?
-Rita
Listen Up!!
It's time for the speach from the host!
Here's to a long life
...and a happy one
A quick death
...and a painless one
A hot girl
(with a nice ass)
...and a faithful one
A cold beer
...and another one
-BJ
Edger Allen Poe was a racist!
Nevermore! Nevermore!
QUOTH the raven NEVERMORE!!!!
-Anna
Hi Matt, this is Candy, I think you're sexy
-Andrea
This is like opening night for life
-Rita at graduation
One bum - leave him alone
Two bums - we can take them
Three bums - still can take them
Four bums - run, take the alcohol
Five bums - run, leave the alcohol
-Greg and Rita
Hello, hello my Andrea!!
It's your grandma!
-Dre's grandma and Soquel
Hi, is Joe there?
Joe who?
Joe Forbis??
We have a Joe-y
Oh, yeah yeah, Joey
Who is this?
Andrea.
-Soquel and Joey's step dad
soaki wood
cannot light no fire
-Trevor
Has anyone ever told you you look like Nichole Kidman?
Maybe there's a reason for that.
-Becca
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