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Page 4 |
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He just wanted to cuddle!!
He was the best liar Ive ever met in my life!!
-Sarah |
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Do you think the bears are going to try to get my pot?
-Dre's Dad |
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You touched my butt.
-Sean is so classy and mature. |
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Becca, you stood me up again.
I waited in front of the movie theatre for two hours,
some kids threw a coke at me.
-David |
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God Adar, you're perfect.
Wait, are you being sarcastic when you say that?
-B and slut meat. |
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I hate you, you're fat, you have grey hair,
and if you come after me, Im gonna fucking kill you!
-B's Bro to a bouncer in the city |
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You guys should drink the water from the stream. It's great, I was drinking it and bathing in it all day.
-Homeless guy in the sierras |
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God told me to come up here and fast, not from food but from people.
-Homeless guy in the Sierras |
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Haha, remember the Christmas when dad broke his back?
(hysterical laughter)
-Rebecca |
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I think neon means different things to different people.
- that bitch Mary |
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I wanna li- guy cu- ... I wanna cu- guy li-
-SFM |
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Dre: Becca has a crush on my dad
B: Not a sexual one! |
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All I can remember was someone saying "Andrea, I dont think you should drink anymore... and then, nothing."
-Dre to Rita |
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I meant it when I said I loved you!
-B's boring ex Kevin on instant messanger |
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B-dont B-tell B-him B-Im B-Blasted!
-SNL |
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Hangovers feel like you're trying to move cookie dough through your entire body.
-Becca |
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It's ok to be gay, but its not ok to be Connan O'Brian
-Dre |
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June 4th...isn't that a holiday? No wait, that's july 5th
-Rita (from Sarah's facebook profile) |
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Wanna come in my volva?
-Soqui: pick up line from her volvo senior year |
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Men are whores.
Whores, all of them.
-Becca |
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Quotes: Page - 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 |
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