WANTED!

-Musical talents: bass, bonus points for tenor vocals
-Age: 18-30
-Gender: one or the other
-Sexual preference: fuck asexuals, they're weird
-Location: northern New England, preferably with access to US routes 2 or 3
-Equipment: (no snickering) Honestly it's amazing that I have to say this, but a bass and a rig
-Experience: unnecessary
-Musical tastes: wide-ranging interests. I like everything from jazz to Jewel, bluegrass to the Beatles, and Mozart to fucking Metallica.
-The fit: Commitment is all I ask.

-"What should I expect your songs to sound like?":
'Sic Transit Gloria... Glory Fades' by Brand New
'Slave' by silverchair
'Forty Six & 2' by Tool
'Stare at the Sun' by Thrice
'In My Place' by Coldplay
'New Born' by Muse

-Interested? (even vaguely?):

Then great, you're not instantly repulsed at the idea of playing music and Halo 2 with an asshole like me. Judging from the fact that you're reading this right now, you have internet access, so please email me at braintreerock@gmail.com, and let's jam and see how it sounds. Want to suggest that I check someone out? That should go to that same email address. Mainly because, that's a multi-purpose email addy.