Owen: Mark Hudson, for being knowledgeable and corny at all the wrong times. Oh, and for once upon a time working on this site, too. Even if you stole most of the code from the old Mantra website. You bastard.

(Ed.: Here's a little known fact for you all - Owen is actually a douche bag and doesn't change his thanks very often. In the three decades since Owen last updated this page, the site has undergone 17 complete rebuildings, and 329 minor facelifts, all due to my hard and dilligent work. So for those of you who didn't catch that the first time, Owen is a douche bag.)

Kristin Rowe for aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall the late night lyric feedback, and as of late, on the website as well. Your patience (you have SOME) is appreciated.

Jon Robarts for throwing down and making sense of my manic tangle of songs on record. The time and effort is much-appreciated. Even if you are a monkey's uncle.

Next, all the bands I've played with - Led Zeppelin (thanks for the shark, Pagey), the Beatles (Paul isn't dead), Metallica ("SEXXXER!!!!!!"), and of course, Bon Jovi (we'd kick your asses sober, too, you stupid bitches).

Finally, I'd like to thank the Dhali Llama, Britney Spears (thanks for the Cheetos and Red Bull), the Reverend Al Sharpton (I didn't know that was your sister...), John Kerry (at least one of them was hot), the Kool-Aid guy, and Sparklz the Wonder Toilet Bowl Cleaner (keep it clean, Sparklz, keep it clean).

Mark: Owen Baggins for your wonderful performances in the Lord of the Rings trilogy. Your passionate love affair with Samwise Gamgee had me tearing up at the end. But then I realized that you're just a silly hobbit and made myself a sandwich.

...hey is my font pink?