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Where have all the Castlegate players gone?

Like the old classic by the king of rock and roll "where have all the flowers gone", where have all the Castlegate players gone!!!
  Its been well over a month since the last update, and here it is!  Is CFC finished?  The answer to that question is a firm NO!!!  CFC have been on their yearly tour of Mongolia, visiting the Shoalin Monks and Hill trekking.  But not only that CFC have now opened CTC, what is this I hear you cry.  CTC is the new sister club of CFC, Castlegate Tennis Club.  Some of the CFC players took part in an annual charity tennis event, in Newcastle, and they enjoyed themselves so much, that they have opened a new club in the City Centre.  It is open to the public and if your there early enough throughout the week, you might catch CFC hitman Paulinho and CFC Clubfoot Andersson gambling illegally for money by playing tennis against each other.  Also at weekends you could catch those two plus another two or even three CFC players playing doubles.  The question is how come they can get enough players each week for tennis and not enough for 5-a-side, the answer is you only need two players for tennis but you need 5 for 5-a-side!

  There is so mch to tell.  It is believed CFC are planning on a trip to Alton Towers within the next month and are also travelling north to Glasgow to see their close friend fiddy cent in action!
  Not only that, it is rumoured that CFC will be hitting the new season hard, yes, thats right, CFC could be back in the big time, from being league leaders, then thrown out CFC could be back, watch this space!!!!
The moment when Paulinho found out CFC were abolished from Division 3 for not fielding enough players week in week out.  The child he lashed out at with his foreman, recovered three weeks later from being in a coma with a fractured skull in Newcastles RVI.