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"Scientists claim that the SARS virus is becoming more frightening with every mutation. It's like Michael Jackson."
- David Letterman

"Show me Squid!"
- David Letterman

"So Clinton’s getting his own show here on CBS, and he thought being impeached was embarrassing."
- David Letterman

"So far we have captured 20 out of the 55 Iraqis in the Iraqi deck of cards. That's pretty good, but we are still missing Saddam Hussein, his two sons, and Sean Penn."
- David Letterman

"Some people are born not to be happy people. I am one of them."
- David Letterman
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