Q's and A's

Here they are, all the questions you come to me with and their meaningless answers.

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Querent #	Name of Querent.	Question.	Answer.
# 1	Shelley	I am currently writing my own Xanth novel and am in some need of names and talents. What are the best 10 names and talents that are not currently being occup?	1: Kron. He can conjure crowns of any type. 2: Para. Can Drop into any zone. 3: Lith. Can shape stone like it is clay. 4: Scout. Knows what lies ahead but not behind or to the sides. 5: Dora. Creates doors from air. 6: Lena. Can cause things to lean in her favor 7: Illustra. Can create maps of where she will be but not where she has been. 8: Evette. Can heal animals in an emergency. 9: Thesaur. He just knows the meaning of every word. 10: Ping. Has sonar.
# 2	Golden Bagel	I would like to know where i can read the Book of Answers.	First you must find your way to Xanth, either by the land bridges, giant gourds or thrue the companions game. Then find your way to my Castle, get in and pry the book from my cold dead hands because youll have to kill me before I give it to some dull mundane!
#3	Emily	How can i get a set of wings to fly with?	First you must make your way to Xanth. Once in Xanth you need to seek out the Magician Trent and ask him to transform you into a winged girl.
#4	Golden Bagel	Can you give me a map of how to get to xanth from the mundianin state Kentucky A.D. 2001?	You again? I cant give you anything but an answer, unless you come here to ask me in person. I can tell you this, GO TO FLORIDA! Then find the No Name Key, Try to get by Turn Key, Go into the real big gourd and pray the Night Stalion doesnt drive you insane. P.S... Dont eat anything in there.
#5	Golden Bagel	What was the greatest talent ever (not your own)?	I should not answer this question because you did not sign the guestbook and I am getting tired of wasting my time on your meaningless questions. This is the last question I will answer you for One Month. The answer is this. The greatest talent ever belongs to a demon, Demon «ÐÅXLÔVË§» to be exact. He has more power than even X(A/N)th. If you insist that it must be a human/golem/elf then it is the child Surprise. 06/01/2001
#6	Fyord Daa	You being the magician of info. and all, should be able to tell me why you can't spell worth a bleep.	The reason I dont spell woth $%!^ is that Im too buisy to bother with the meaningless spelling of stupid words that take up more time than there worth. Why should I take the time out of my research to spell check? Now go away. 06/18/2001
#7	Patrick Schultz	Can Suprise cast a spell to rejuvinate all her magic? if not, why?	No she cant. The reason for this is because she allready did that a long time ago. She might be able to cast a spell to bring back her spell to bring back all her magic, but she is unlikely to think of that. 06/20/2001
#8	Tyler Hylen	Why do birds suddenly appear, every time, love is near?	Why do storks suddenly appear? For the same reason. Unfortunately you are only 12 so I cant tell you why. 06/25/2001
#9	Lisa Sweeney	How long would you have to live to become the best performer on all recognized Western Instruments, and then how do I get to that age?	It would take about 2,364 years to be the best and the only way to live that long is to go to xanth, find the fountain of youth and hope. 06/21/2001
#10	Chris	If I were from Xanth what would my talent be?	You are not from Xanth so you would not have one but if the storks messed up and gave you one it would be the ability to make your self bleed. 06/21/2001
#11	Chris	I STILL SEARCH FOR MY TALLENT CAN YOU GIVE ME GUIDEANCE IN FINDING IT?	Shure, go to Xanth and try it out. Before you ask how to get here look at the directions in #4. 07/06/2001
#12	Jack	Are the muses only going to write 27 volumes about xanth?	Not that I know of, but those girls are unpredictable. 07/06/2001
#13	Mike	Do you know how the Planet demons came to be?	They came to be as the planets took shape they claimed the planet they wanted. Before then they wer not planet Demons. 07/13/2001
#14	Careium	Do you know where I can find further descriptions of the archives :books" of xanth?	Yes. Get the books and read them, its the best description youll ever get. 07/14/2001
#15	Zack	How can I go to xanth?	Look at Question #4. You shouldnt wast your questions on things I have answered before.. 07/18/2001
#16	Adam	When is swell foop coming out?	When its published. Proby in late 2001 or 2002 depending if you get hardcover or paperback. 07/19/2001
#17	Vince	How can Eve's talent be the same as king Gromden's?	Gromden can see and hear the history of any object he holds. Eve just knows anything about any inanimate object she touches. They have the same ends but not the same means. 07/21/2001
#18	Chris& Tabitha	What question would the xanth humphrey ask the ptero humphrey?	The question that Xanth Humfrey would ask Ptero Humfrey is "How can you stand having all of the wives you might ever possibly have around? I have a hard time with only 5½ of them." 07/21/2001
#19	George	In this sites quiz one question asks how many people made it the Brain corals pool your answer was 6 but it should only be 5 because grundy wasn't yet a person is this true?	Grundy Golem was allways a person because he wanted to be one. He just wasnt alive yet. 07/24/2001
#20	Lynz	Is the magician looking for another wife? (hint, hint) ;)	Sorry, he is not, he has enough allready. 07/27/2001
#21	Nathan	If i was a xanthian what would my talent be?	Nathan, if you were born in Xanth your talent would be to be able to vomit on demand. 07/28/2001
#22	Lynz	okay. :( Thank you for answering my question but I have one more. :) If I were born in Xanth who would I marry, and what would be his magic or talent? thx	I think you would marry Bob, his talent is to cut the tails off of cats without hurting them. You might marry Gnarly Gnome, hes a great guy but has no talent. Ultamately its up to you who you choose.08/01/2001
#23	Aaron	Grundy's talent is to talk with any living thing. Dor's is to talk with any nonliving thing. The two talents are basicly the same. Dor's a Magician so shouldn't Grundy be considerd a Magician as well?	Sadly, no. Anyone can speak any language if he or she chooses to do so and takes the time to learn. Dor can make things with no mouth, ears or eyes see hear and talk and everyone can understand. Grundy can only translate for you, not make you understand it.08/01/2001
#24	Li	Where can I get more Xanth books? I already have 21, but I need more!	Simple, go to your local book store and ask if they have any Piers Anthony Xanth books. If they dont or dont have the ones you want ask them to order them for you. If it is a book that isnt beeing printed anymore (if there are) ya gotta go looking for used books. If you arent shure what ones you dont have look at the book list on this site, is the 6th link on the sidebar. There are 3 books out that you dont have that you could. You could also put an ad in the classifieds on this page saying that you want to get them and someone might be able to get them for you.08/05/2001
#25	Rose	Are the early Xanth books still being published?	Yes they are, most of them at least. Go to my books page.08/06/2001
#26	Sean	Where can I find the Heaven cent?	To find the heaven cent you must first find Electra and beg her to make one for you. Then you will find it after it is done. 08/09/2001
#27	Holl	Ok so like how many books have mostly ivy in them?	Ok so like she is in 14 of them. 7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,21,22,23,24. 08/09/2001
#28	Haven	What are your favorite talents?	Besides mine? I would have to say Bink's and Ida's. 08/10/2001
#29	Megan	What were the talents and name of kim and pia mudanes children?	Unfortunately the Muse of history has told me not to tell you. They like to be the only source for new talents and names. You might try the Oracle on Parnasus. 08/12/2001
#30	Genny	How will i be able to pay to go the college of my choice?	No easy ones for you eh? Go get a good paying job or win the lotto or rob a bank like in "Shugar & Spice" then you can go to the collage of your choice. It also helps if you do perfect in all your schoolin. 08/12/2001
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