Q's and A's

Here they are, all the questions you come to me with and their meaningless answers.

If you do not see your answer here it is because you did'nt do the service requested.

Querent #	Name of Querent.	Question.	Answer.
# 91		as mentioned in my guestbook signature, sadly i am mundane, and have no talent, how can i go about obtaining one?	Go to Xanth then go to the garden of talents and pick one. Next time please leave your name. 12/19/2001
# 92	Dora	where can i find a complete list of all puns known?	In my big book, where else?. 01/17/2002
# 93	Jacob Cates	Where will I find my destined wife?	Where you least expect her to be. 01/18/2002
# 94	Ken	How do i get a really hot chick? Not the regular kind, but the HOTTIES! Oh, and by the way tell the gorgon i said thanks!	To get the REAL HOTTIES ya got to set them on fire. But most people wont do that so I gotta say it takes $$$$$$$$$ and a lot of it. 01/19/2002
# 95	Yitzi	Where is the Ilse of talents? (book 23)	Same place it was yesterday. 01/21/2002
# 96	trent	do you bring demon dana and madam tawain back from hell for 1 month like you do ur other wives	No, I let them rot in Hell. To tell ya the truth, I dont know what wife I have rite now!. 01/21/2002
# 97	The Crimson Musketeer	I would like to know what my magic talent would be in Xanth and when will you next update your links section? (I'd like to add my link)	Is that two questions? smiles Ok my wife gave me a good kiss this morning so I'll answer. Your talent would be the ability to turn wood to steel. The linx is updated rite....NOW!. 01/22/2002
# 98	deonte	will you please just tell my brothers, twins Brendan and Brandon from...i really don't know where they are..., that i love them? they mean so much to me and you are the only way to reach Nimby to tell them. I'd really appreciate it. you don't have to, and for your time and efforts just READING my question, i will work for however many years you want. <"> thank you.	You just did.. 01/23/2002
# 99	kyle	if I were a horse what color would I be?	Ya know, Im not shure. 01/24/2002
# 100	Kendall	How many men must a woman go through before she finds one with her specific needs in a...cough talent...?	How many women must I marry!!!. 01/25/2002
# 101	Nomad	were is the fonten of yauth?	The big Book says its in the same place it was 1.56432 years ago. 01/25/2002
# 102	Lyndsay	Why can't princess Ida visit her own moons? She just has to take a wiff of that potion and then go to the moon which would be orbiting her body that is asleep, rite?	Thats what I thought!. 01/26/2002
# 103	Tyler Bos	What is the best way to help people understand their own fears without preying on those same fears.	Present them with all the information you can about whatever the fear is. The fear will allways be there untill it is faced and beaten. 01/28/2002
# 104	sean	Who is more powerful, the demon X(A/N)th or the simurgh?	X(A/N)th. He was there from the start of time, The Simurgh has only seen a fiew Universes. 01/30/2002
# 105	Just another question	how can i get the no nasme key without leaving new zealand	Ya cant, unless ya read the books. The no name key in in munaina, it dont move.. 02/01/2002
# 106		u are not very smart r u	I would apprishiate it if any of you out there are hackers and want some fun, to give this person hell. His I.P. is 66.20.170.107 . Thank you. 02/03/2002
# 107	Jacob	what is my magical talent????	To talk with a bunch of exclamation points!!!!. 02/04/2002
# 108	Kimberly	If i was a human with a magical talent, and magician trent turned me into a winged centaur, will it be possible for me to keep my magical talent as well as the ability to make myself lighter and fly, or will i have to give up my talent???	It all depends on what kinda centaur he turns ya into. If its a flying centaur that can make things light while still having a talent, yes you can keep it. Just make shure to tell him what kind ya want. 02/06/2002
# 109	Leanda du Plessis	How can I get my magic talent?	If its allready your talent just get to xanth and ya got it. If you dont have one go to the garden of talents and pick one, or try the tree of talents.. 02/07/2002
# 110	cat	in "Swell Foop" if cynthia centaur says she was in the brain coral pool for eighty years and claims that was 5/6 of her life wouldn't that mean she only lived 16 years? yet she was sixteen when she entered and was reduced to age 8 to match Che, but then lived 8 years longer and is 16 again in the book. so she lived 24 years outside the brain coral pool. er... so yeah, what's going on here? oh, and where's grundy? didn't finish the bk just yet but, yeah, he's not there!	Since shes not a real centaur in the first place maby she just sucks a math. Grundy must be boinkin his wive, she is verrrry pretty. 02/09/2002
# 111	Magician Scott	Humfrey listne up you foo. I work for Dax so ya betta answer my Q's. 1)In Yon Ill wind. THe demons were having a meeting and demon earth was there. But how could he be there when he cant leave when he cant leave mundania without the gravity leaving?And if the meeting was in Mundania how could Xanth be there without the Magic from Xanth leaving? 2)Che is Sim's tutor. But it will probably take a over a century or 2 or 3 or 4 and you get the point. But when che passes on who will beSims tutor. And roxanne roc when she dies who will be Sims gaurdian and nanny? I expect you to answer this question too. When will dax be posting the new Xanth quizs that i produced.????	Ok you foo. The Demon E(A/R)th dont gotta move his body to be at a meeting, hes got a consience you couldnt fathom. Same goes for X(A/N)th Since the Simurgh has lived so long dont ya think she can make others live as long as she wants them to? Che himself could eventually see the destruction and recreation of the universe if he dont teach the chick too fast. Whenever he wants to, dont bug him about it. 02/09/2002
# 112	Alec	Where can I buy the game "Companions of Xanth?"	Good question! You might find it here. 02/10/2002
# 113	Miranda M. Bellar	what do you buy a man for a gift??????????????	TOOLS! what else? :-) It depends on the guy. If he liks tools thats what ya get him. Maby some nice looking shirts or in my case some good socks with a self cleaning spell! It wouldnt hurt if you get him what he really wants, respect. Thats what I want. 02/12/2002
# 114	Sean	In Crewel Lye it says that the forget spell in the Roogna arsenal used in the Gap Chasm was created by Yin/Yang. How is that possible when Dor traveled to a time before Yin/Yang? Unless i'm misstaken, Gromden was WAY after Roogna.	Do you think it is possible for a magicain to make a spell to enable him to go back in time and spread his evil spells where he knows they will make the most change?. 02/13/2002
# 115	Magician Scott Again	Ok Humfrey so you managed to answer my Q's. Big deal. I still have a Q that i only thought of 5 minutes after i sent the last bunch. And if you answer this to my Pleasure i will send dax review 3 and 4 and 5....... Which by the way are all done. In Xone of Contention how did Demon X(A/N)th go to mundania without magic leaving Xanth. and in case your answer is his power is leaking from Edsel whose in Xanth using his body then how come Edsel cant use his powers. No BS answer like b/c hes not a demon.	Ok Scotty. Can you imagine an entity that has existed since the beggining of time and can do allmost anything it wants? He could have a hundred bodys all over the place if he wants. The Demon X(A/N)th's body was in xanth, but Edsel was'nt using it. X(A/N)th's body was still deep underground in the caves, the same caves where Bink met him the first time. Nimby is just another body. Does that satisfy your curiosity?. 02/13/2002 BS. b/c hes not a demon too.
# 116	john	how do i go about getting a tame tangler?	Go get a tangler seed and plant it and dont feed it raw meat, only cooked. Hand feed and water it. It also helps if you get a familiarization spell. 02/17/2002
# 117	tsabba	what do you do with a 16 year old, pothead,quasi-delinquit that doesnt "believe" in Xanth?	Cook him and feed him to the tame Tangler. 02/17/2002
# 118	Vendetria	If there is a man bothering me, but he is already dead, and confined to where I live, how do I get him to go away?	Call the Ghost busters? Find out what his unfinished buisness is and finish it.. 02/19/2002
# 119	Demon Lete	Is there another realm before Xanth in the chain of Ida's moon worlds, like how Ptero is to Xanth? thnx	Yes, many. 02/25/2002
# 120	Tani	How can I make my talent from where it is (magician level) way beyond?	Lots of visits to the spell doctor and a healthy diet of magic dust. It tastes like dirt!. 02/25/2002
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