Q's and A's

Here they are, all the questions you come to me with and their meaningless answers.

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Querent #	Name of Querent.	Question.	Answer.
# 61	Ankou	I am not of Xanth but I think you can help me any way. I am a fire demoness. I am being punished for, well that's not important. my punishment is to be trapped in an insane human's mind with the rest of her MANY personalities, till she dies. is there a way for me to escape? if not, how do I kill her?	The only way to excape is to extinguish your flame, the only way to kill her is to wait till she dies. But do not worry, time is on your side, think of it as your first lesson in human behavior. 10/14/2001
# 62	Daniel	In DRAGON ON A PEDESTAL why can Ivy give the Cyclopes X-ray vision but can't make Stanley fly?	Because deep down inside Ivy feard that if Stanly flew she may never see him again. So she never truely wanted him to fly. 10/17/2001
# 63	lesley cedotal	Will Aaron and I get married?	Only if you both want to. To whom I dont know. As far as the Q in the GB. You can get the Xanth books here. 10/17/2001
# 64	Demon Sh(A/D)ow	Is there like a site where I can live in the Xanth world (Not literal) where I can chat about it, play as a character, etc. I c you get into this Xanth stuff yourself. And Piers was write, his readers (me) do sometimes forget which is fantasy and which is real. :)	The place to go is, well, theres a lot! One place is Xanth RPG. 10/19/2001
# 65	Michael Shinjuka	I would like to know what level a talent of making magic weapons would be under. It only applies to weapons made by the person with the talent and actual weapons.	Its not magician level, but its not a spot thing. 10/20/2001
# 66	WhirlWind	RPG's are a very interesting kind of magic. How do they work? Do they really have any conection to Xanth?	They are a world within a world. The have as much connection to Xanth as you belive they do. 10/22/2001
# 67	raistlin majere	will bink be back to more adventures in the future?	I dont think I want to tell you. You said you will rule Xanth. I DONT THINK SO! 10/22/2001
# 68	Diana	what should i choose for my talent? (i want one that is medium power, but suits me) thanks!	Your talent should be the ability to take on any one property of any one thing at any one time. And, your welcome:-) 10/26/2001
# 69	Matt Linde	How can I obtain a vial of healing elixer with a touch of youth elixer included?? I understand that I am in Mundania, but if I were in Xanth, how could I accomplish this task? Please don't look down so quickly... and send me on my way.	If you were in Xanth you could hunt all over Xanth like I did and find them for yourself then mix them in a vial. 'Looks down' Now get on your way. 10/27/2001 P.S. 'They are on sale now for $9,674,485,642,621.99 at the gift shope down stairs.'
# 70	Willow Nymph	How old are you? Do you have a talent? oh, I'm getting off the subject aren't I. Let's see, oh yes! Will I get a real boyfriend by next year? I really want one you know.	How old am I? 100 or two, I forget. Yes I have a talent! Oh, uhh, you mean «ÐÅXLÔVË§». He is 20, soon to be 21. His talent is anything he wants it to be. He has got all the powers of all the greater demons combined. Back to the subject... You will get a real boyfriend next year if you walk the walk and talk the talk and get the one you wants attension. Just dont give him more than he needs or deserves.10/28/2001
# 71	Todo Chubb	To devine means what?	Good, a short one.Well, the big book says its a f*$%#d up word that some dude made up a long time ago to make a question to ask me that would make me say I dont know. But I do. To devine means: To a city in Texas Zip 78016 Location: 29.14541 N, 98.90470 W. 10/28/2001
# 72	Flatliner	How do i get more people involved in Xanth RPG hosted by ezboard? What should i make my charecter be for Xanth RPG? (be specific if you can) Were exactly in florida is the HipnoGaurd so i can sneak into Xanth.	How? Advertize. What? Be your self, Specificly? You in Xanth. There are no HipnoGaurds in Florida. There is a Gourd on the NoName Key. Its one of the islands around Florida. But since the books have told everybody about it, is now under heavily armed gaurd. Tanks and stuff. 10/29/2001
# 73	trekkie12	how do i get to xanth?	I WILL NO LONGER BE ANSWERING QUESTIONS ASKING THE WAY TO XANTH. LOOK AT THE OTHER PEOPLES Q'S THAT ASKED THAT. THE ANSWER IS THE SAME! 10/29/2001
# 74	Lark Greenie	My question was that I am not really satesfied with all the wbrings I have looked at. Most of them are always so buried in thier own personal problems other then in xanth. So that is why I was woundering if you know a gooooood active webring. Thanks.	As of yet I know of no real good webrings. Any that were good seem to have dissapeared. Maby Ðêmøñ «ÐÅXLÔVË§» will make his own. 11/02/2001
# 75	Celestial	How do I get into current Xanth, get a magic talent and then go back to Pern to gat the rest of my Weyr?	To get to Xanth, read some of the previous Qs. As for the talent... Go to the Garden of Talents, put your hand in the box and wala! Ya got one, which one is for you to figure out. 11/02/2001
# 76	Todo Chubb	Do you ever think that there will be some sort of visual recording on Binks adventures??? (movie?)	I shure hope so! Maby I can convince The Ðêmøñ «ÐÅXLÔVË§» to make a bunch of Xanth movies some day. 10/29/2001
# 77	Nightstalker	I cant decide if I like the sword or the claw better, what should I do?	Well if you are stalking stores at nite I must say that both the sword and claw are inappropriate. I would go with a small utility knife to open the boxes and hands, not claws to put the product on the shelf :-) 11/07/2001
# 78	Michael Shinjuka and Nathen	I know you don't want to be bugged by more than one question a month, but I told a friend named Nathen about this site, and since he can't use his computer he harassed me until I told him I'd ask a question for him, so...He wants to know what his talent would be if he were born in Xanth.	Tell your friend Nathen that his talent would be the ability to connect to the O-Zone without the aid of any Pewter, Be it Con or Com. 11/08/2001
# 79	Eric Bergen	What is my destiny?	Your destiny is to live, make friends and then some day die. And some other stuff along the way. 11/12/2001
# 80	bg chesley	How does Demon E(A/R)th apply Einstein's theory of relativity in his Games?	Well, he figures that in some paralel universe he is bound to win. If he is lucky. 11/13/2001
# 81	Kelmy	What is my talent? Is it useful?	Your talent is to be able to ask 4 Questions with 2 names at one time. It can confuse some predators. 11/26/2001
# 82	Danielle Simmons	How is the calibar of your magic affected by the calibar of parents magic?	Well, its not, unless you family is blessed by the Demon X(AN)th like Binks. 11/27/2001
# 83	Stephanie	How do I get a guys attention. I mean that's not a problem, but how do I get a guy to ask me out.	Oooo, ya got my attention. But Im toooo old. Well, The Big Book says... thats nasty! Never mind what the big book says. The Gorgon says just flash him an award winning smile, breath deeply, lean tword your victim and say "Hi there." It worked on me. If he thinks he is not good enough for you just ask him if he would like to go see this cool neato new scifi movie with you, or whatever type of movie he likes. If that dont work let me know, Il think of how you can nab him.. 12/06/2001
# 84	Adam	ok, one thing Im not from mundania . I wont to know what mundain contenent or contry Xanth is closest to?	ok, like when? Xanth is allways moving from place to time, or is it time to place... No matter. On this date I think its near Florida USA. 12/08/2001
# 85	kaino	how can i visit Xanth	Read a Xanth book or read some of the prior answers. 12/11/2001
# 86	kt	I wanna know what my talent is...coz I don't really know. And, is it magicial-caliber magic???? THANX	Your talent is the ability to make people so excited that they cant rember what they were dooing. Yes it is magical-caliber magic. 12/14/2001
# 87	Hugh	How do i get a subscription to the Xanth book seriers?	Probly ya gotta ask for one. 12/14/2001
# 88		How can i catch a nymph?	You wish!. 12/14/2001
# 89	Ryan Harrison	How can i suggest questions for your future challenges??	Just click >here<. 12/18/2001
# 90	greg	are thereany othermagical lands? besides jenny's	Yes, many. Far too numerous to name. 12/19/2001
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