One day I was going
nuts because I was so damn bored. I was trying to think of something useful
to do. My inbox was filled with tons of dirty jokes and stories I had
received over the last couple of years. So I thought I would take the
best ones and make a site. Thus the beginning of dougs adult jokes and
stories. The site hasn't really changed since it was first incepted. A
few updates here and there. Any how, enjoy the site. And if you have any
comments questions or angry e-mail you would like to send me. You can
shove it up your ass.
Joke of the week - I'm to
lazy to update this site every day
A guy comes home from the bar
one night around 3 in the morning. His wife is sleeping and he is trying
to sneak into bed. He's laying in bed for a few minutes and cuts a fart.
His wife wakes up and asks, "What in the world was that?"
He replies, "Touchdown, I am winning 7 nothing."
She thinks to herself "I'm gonna fix him." Then she lets one
He yells at her, "What was that?"
She replies "Touchdown, tie score."
Now he thinks, "I'm gonna fix her." He's lying there for about
10 minutes trying to work one up. He tries so hard he shits in bed.
The wife asks, "Now what in the world was that?"
He replied, "Half time, switch sides."