Aggressive people should drive small cars. The less steel between
them and other cars would hopefully make them drive more cautiously.
Passive people should have sport utility vehicles. The more steel to
protect themselves from the aggressive a holes in small cars.
Those under 19/over 65 and all women should take the bus.

Unless of course they could take the putting makeup on, cellular phone,
changing lanes, parking, using signals and common sense test....

Fail=Bus Ticket
Pass=Car Keys

No Curve!!!

If the Pub closes at 2am and at 1:50am the Barkeep says "Last Call"

Are You?

1. Check Please
2. Let's go home
3. Give Me one More
4. Bring Me 2 More
5. I wonder how much it would cost to get them to stay open?
6. I have a bottle in the car, let's go...

Then You are....

1. Responsible once and a while drinker
2. In a Relationship and might get Lucky
3. Almost broke and not currently in a relationship
4. Car Payment late, Car Repossessed.
5. More Money than Brains, hopefully not a Designated Driver
6. Alcoholic and leaving the bar with the Cross Dresser two stools down...



Have you ever stood in an elevator wondering why it was so slow,
Then realized that you forgot to push the button?



Do you consider rejection an icebreaker the next time you meet?



Somewhere there is a valid, intelligent
thought searching for a
brain.


If at first you don't suceed, change the rules...


Only the IRS considers a penny saved
is a penny earned,
That's so they can tax it!


Sinful thoughts in a sinful world, pay attention.
Focus on the task at hand, it can only get more confusing
Watch for deception, untruths, and things that aren't as they seem.
No nukes, no labels, no punishment, no stereotypes.
No hunger, no war, no peace, no fear, no shame.
No reprieves, no beliefs, no security,
No Way!!