September 22, 2002
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Terminaker: (Referring to his keys) Let me pull my shriveled thing out of my pocket...
Staubinator: Man, that's hotter than lobster testicles....
Aker: (imitating Brother Stephen) Mohammed was a mmuuuuurrrrrdeeerrrrrr!!!!! He killed for AAAALLLLLLLAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Aker: Well you just do you what you can and hope for the best. Give 110% and hope everything works out....(more senseless babbling continues...)
Aker: The Jews didn't screw Jesus, Jesus screwed Jesus (Ahh those theological chats over rum and cokes....)
Jesse: Man, I wish 7-11 delivered.
Rocco: Then I guess I'll just have to attack colors (not coloreds)
Aker: (typical response) Gee Vince.....
The Staubinator - Do you smell what the stock is cooking?
Big Lou: What's up megasluts? Hows slutsville? I can't believe you said that!
Maggie: I got you a drool cup.
The Staubinator: Oh, I'm not really a shoe salesman. But I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night.
Jesse: Why can't I be handicapped?
Jesse: Dude, if I was a Hindu, Joelle could sell me hamburgers.
Todd: Man now I see why postal workers go postal. I am thinking of going shoe-al. Or is it shoe-stal?
Jesus: Lifetime: television for women and Jesus.
Jess: Wait a second, Nelson Mandela is black?
Annie: Yeah, Run DMC too. Who'da thunk it?
Julie: Hey being the first anything can't be all that bad
Dan: Dwain?
Dwain: Yes Dan?
Dan: Get the beer!!!!!!
Johnny: You aren't fully developed are you?
Sara: O My gosh, I think he's having sex with a hippo!
Joelle: Call me Lolita.
Rocco: Hey I think the best way to get over a pet's death is to wear it.
Kelly: I am out like a deaf kid in musical chairs, or like a fat kid in dodgeball.
Joelle: Oh my god, you live with John Cougar Melloncamp.
Joelle: Don't hate the player.. hate the game.
J.S. Gill: We were just in the bathroom reading Moby Dick.
Aker: Vince isn't a genius, but Lanny Poffo is.
Rocco (in response): EAD.
James: Remember Lily, bros come before hos.
Rocco: Time to start the move counter.
Rebecca: She's so, so vacant...
Rob:Hey, turn Comedy Central on... apparently previous reports that the Union won the Civil War are being pulled back - Civil War is now too close to call.
Rob: I think that movie made me dumber. I am going to fail all of my finals because I watched Charlies Angels.
Rocco: Hey what about 'so and so' band? I hear they sell out like the infectious grooves.
Rocco: I'm getting rowdy - bout to move some things.
Rocco: Man that was B. R. utal.