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Why do you call Me, 'Lord, Lord,' and do not do what I say? Everyone who comes to Me and hears My words and acts on them, I will show you whom he is like: he is like a man building a house, who dug deep and laid a foundation on the rock; and when a flood occurred, the torrent burst against that house and could not shake it, because it had been well built. But the one who has heard and has not acted accordingly, is like a man who built a house on the ground without any foundation; and the torrent burst against it and immediately it collapsed, and the ruin of that house was great. (Luke 6:46-49)
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Deborah: Hey Edmund, is that your girlfriend?
Me and Mrs. Jiang : huh??
Me: What are you talking about? That's Tim's mom.
deborah: Oh...
Mrs. Jiang: Edmund, do I really look that young?
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Sandy: I wonder what it would be like to be a guy.
Sandy: mmm...
Edmund: Just look in the mirror.
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Cook: How well do you want your meat?
Me: mmm...
Me: Half done??
Cook and everyone: huh?
Grace: Oh, you mean medium well
Me: huh?
Everyone: hahaha..
A few hours later... when I was in my room...
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...
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Joe: Man, I am so lonely. I want a girlfriend.
Ken: This is why God gave Eve to Adam.
Me: hahahaha...
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UIC Operator: What's the professor's name?
Sunny: David S.
Sunny: S as in snap
Edmund: LOL... English Major huh?
Sunny: SHUT UP!
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James: Girls are like i mac, so complicated...
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Me: What you doing?
Tim: Eating u
Me: What the...
Tim: Huh?
Me: Eating me?
Tim: Oh no, I meant eating... u?
Me: HAHAHA
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Me: u gonna cs at norman's?
Yang: of course
Me: lol
Yang: unless norman wants to have sex
Yang: then no cs at normans
Me: ewwww
Yang: lol
Me: i didn't know u like guys
Yang: oh well, now u do
Me: stay away from me
Yang: lol
Me: u know this conversation is going to be on my website
Me: hahaha
Yang: NOOOO
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Norman: what the
Norman: someone called our home
Norman: my dad picked it up
Norman: he said it was for me
Yang: and..........
Norman: and i answer it
Norman: and there's all this moaning
Norman: and like orgasmicn noises
Norman: and then they hang up
Yang: WTF
Norman: i ask my dad who it was
Norman: and he said jennifer
Norman: i was like what the
Yang: oh yeah... jen said jane was bored, and they were going to entertain her
Yang: don't really know what that meant:-)
Yang: i guess that was their way of entertaining jane
Yang: sick but true
Norman: ooo
Norman: i wish i was part of that
Yang: LOL
Yang: oh well, it's all good. did it sound real?
Norman: yeah
Norman: like from a prono
Norman: movie
Yang: LOL, ha ha ha, i told christine to tell jen and jane that their sick, and to stop bothering you
Norman: lol
Norman: no
Yang: ???
Norman: tell them to not stop
Norman: i want more
Yang: LOL, HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
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