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Monopoly adapts to online age with properties like Lycos, eBay and Nokia. Download and E-mail Just In replace Chance and Community Chest. Your dot-com company goes public. Collect $150 million dollars, or Receive e-mail of old and useless jokes. Go back 3 spaces. The original Monopoly, unveiled in 1935, is the world's most successful board game with over 200 million copies sold in 26 languages. Now the bank shuffles hundreds of millions of dollars instead of thousands and players circumnavigate the board on a pewter surfboard or mouse instead of the old thimble or iron. The object is still to bankrupt opponents.

Florida's Seminole Indians going into banking, communications, e-commerce and law create a shortage of alligator wrestlers, paid $12 an hour plus health and life insurance.

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   France            Jester
   Germany           Runner
   Italy             Ensign
   Poland            Messenger
   Russia            Elephant

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Imponderables

I must send my thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat poop in the glue
on envelopes because I now have to use a wet towel with every envelope that
needs sealing.

Also, now I have to scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl (Penny Brown)
who is about to die in the hospital for the 1,387,258th time.

I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the
$15,000 that Bill Gates/Microsoft and AOL are sending
me for participating in their special e-mail program.

And I'll get even more when I cash that money order from Nigeria for $2,000
more than the eBay item I sold. They're crazy if they
think I'm sending them the extra funds back.

I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out
for me, and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.

I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are
actually horrible mutant freak s with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though
I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

My prayers only get answered if I forward an e-mail to 
seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer can buy gasoline without taking someone along to watch the car
so a serial killer won't crawl in my back seat when I'm pumping gas.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr. Pepper since the people who make 
these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

And thanks for letting me know I can't boil a cup of water 
in the microwave anymore because it will blow up in my face, 
disfiguring me for life.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones
because I could be pricked
with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will
drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since
they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer shop at Target since they are French and
don't support our American troops or the Salvation Army.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask
me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to
Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore and Uzbekistan.

I no longer have sneakers but that will change once I receive my free
replacement pair from Nike.

I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus
since I now have their recipe. 

I can't use anyone's toilet but mine because a big brown
African spider is lurking under the seat to cause me
instant death when it bites my butt.

Thank you too for all the endless advice Andy Rooney has given us. I can
live a better life now because he's told us how to fix everything.

I can't ever pick up the $5.00 I found
dropped in the parking lot because it probably was placed there 
by a sex molester waiting underneath my car to grab my leg.

I can no longer drive my car because I
can't buy gas from certain gas companies!

If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000
people in the next 70
minutes, a large dove with diarrhea will land on your
head at 5:00 PM this
afternoon and the fleas from 12 camels will infest
your back, causing you to
grow a hairy hump. I know this will occur because it
actually happened to a
friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's
second husband's cousin's nephew's friend's beautician.

Have a wonderful day.

A South American scientist from Argentina, after a lengthy
study, has discovered that people with insufficient
brain and sexual activity read their e-mail with their hand on the mouse.

Don't bother taking it off now, it's too late.

E-mail elfpegasus at HOTMAIL or YAHOO

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