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Obsession = existence * Indulgence = life
Moderation = refinement * Friendly service = godliness
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Education would be much more effective if its purpose was to ensure students know how much they don't know and imbue them with a lifelong desire to know it.

Costs more to bill for long distance or other metered phone or Internet service than to provide it. Calculations, printing, mailing. Flat rate unlimited access is cheaper.

An ant colony in Japan had 1 million queens and 306 million workers in 45 interconnected nests.

O'NION changed his name to Onion, married a woman named Olive, changed their name to Allen.

Thurs Nov 11 2004 SJ Mercury ABOUT STRESS

FRANK & ERNEST Pain is nature's way of saying "Tag you're it!"

FOXTROT What are you doing? Studying for our physics test. The test was yesterday. So I'm a procrastinator.

ROSE IS ROSE If you don't want to play football we could read the headlines together (He jumps up & plays football)

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Thoughts On Being Rich -

Friends are priceless, time is valuable, health is wealth, love is a treasure!

Create a nest egg of beautiful memories you can dip into and ease any sorrows.

Have remembrances that raise you with their worth and keep you there with their wonder.

Always have a secret supply of hopes on hand to help you plan your tomorrows.

When you invest in your dreams it's impossible to overpay.

Give away smiles and watch them come back to you a hundred times over.

Stuff your pockets with kindness and optimism There's nothing more precious in the world.

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