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Blessed are they who laugh at themselves. They're always amused. A husband takes out the trash and looks like he cleaned the house. No husband was ever shot while doing dishes.

A clean house is a misspent life. Housework done properly kills you. People eat in this kitchen and lead normal lives. A messy kitchen is a happy kitchen and this kitchen is delirious. My next house will have no kitchen - just vending machines. Keep kitchens clean - eat out.

If we are what we eat I'm easy, fast, and cheap. Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Frequent Shoppers
When you go grocery shopping, start in the back corner of the store. The grocery store is laid out in a way to entice you to buy things you normally wouldn't. Have you ever noticed when you first walk in you smell fresh baked goods and the milk you came to buy is all the way in the back? Watch those items on the end of the aisles. They're not necessarily on sale. Remember to look at the bottom of the aisles for the same product you're purchasing. Most large manufacturers pay for eye level on shelves.

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