| There is only
one requirement for this part of the site, it has to be some sort of a list
containing 10 things. Most of the lists are just a top 10, I haven't bothered
putting them in any special order. Top 10 contributions from visitors is highly appreciated! If not specified. I did the Top 10. |
| Top Ten Reasons why I deserve a good slap!!! sent by Kris |
| 1.
I saw Pulp instead of Embrace at last years Leeds Festival [Kris deserves one right away ;] 2. I went to Huddersfield University for two years and never once tried to track down the band. 3. I didn't see any gig at all from the "Drawn From Memory" tour. 4. .) I didn't buy the "Wouldn't want to happen to you" single. 5. I think "Three Is A Magic Number" is a terrible mistake. 6. (starting to struggle..) Because it took me until "Come Back To What You Know" to realise what all the fuss was about. 7. Becasue I hated "Hooligan" when I first heard it ( I love it now... OK!?!) [I was very tempted to fly over to England to give him a slap when I read this one] 8. Er... because I enjoy being slapped ;D 9. Because I've said because 5 times in the last 4 reasons. 10. Beacuse I stopped thinking for these last 3 "becauses". 11. Because I can't count to ten. |
| Top 10 experimental instruments Embrace should use sent by Laura |
| 1.
Melody pops, very tuneful and tasty, but a little sticky 2. Submarine/ray gun shaped blowey instrument (available from paperchase)believe me...its cool. 3. Trombone solo, well it has to be done! 4. Blowing over bottles (idea by TC) 5. Digerido but someone might have to master circular breathing! 6. Conch, like from lord of the flies. Mainly for visual effect. 7. Steel drum band, i love that sound.... 8. Yodeling, im sure that would be interesting, and quite amusing! 9. The spoons, they keep a great beat. 10. Bullroader, you know in crocodile dundee when he stands on top of those rocks and spins that wooden thing around his head on a string...well its one of those. |
| Top 10 reasons why Embrace album nr3 should be 'Gangsta Rap' sent by Rob |
| 1.
Dr Dre can produce the album 2. Mickey can keep an AK47 behind the keyboards 3. The band can tour with Limp Bizkit 4. Dan and Rich can dress in Hilfiger + FLB4 clothes 5. Eminem can guest on new album "...muthaf***ckers act like they fogot about Dan..." 6. They can cover Chris Norris/Fur Q's "Uzi Lover" 7. They can alienate all their female fans by calling them 'hos' 8. They can pretend they 'smoke weed every day' 9. They can do a 'drive-by' on Muse!! 10. It'll be funny |
| Top 10 things you shouldn't [or should] do to Embrace |
| 1.
Tell them about your birth traumas which you still remember 2. Pull Richard's cheeks cos he's just 'ssooooo cute' 3. Ask Danny if he you can flick his ear and everytime he says no you ask again 4. Hug them every minute because their name is Embrace 5. Tell them they don't look like ducks the first time you speak to them, out of the blue 6. Show them your new lyrics about "Animaniacs" and ask them if they can see the psychological aspects 7. Ask them which apples are the best, red or green, and hit them in the head every time they say red 8. Speak to them using only lines from their songs 9. Pinch their butts (how do you dare?!) 10. Send them one "kinder egg" a week |
| Top 10 signs you're a bit too much into Embrace |
| 1.
You've offered your body to heterosexual members of Embrace even though
you're male and heterosexual yourself 2. You've legally changed your surname to McNamara, Firth, Heaton or Dale and moved to Huddersfield 3. Every friday you go to town, stand outside the shops and sing Embrace songs, acappella, in hope of increasing Embrace's fan base 4. You fly to another country for a weekend, just to see Embrace (hehehe...I did!) 5. Whenever Embrace release a single you buy as many as you can to improve their chartposition 6. Your wardrobe consists of clothes you've seen Embrace wear, ONLY 7. The only food you eat is food you know various members of Embrace like (considering that Embrace are hardly the band that get questioned about their fave food in the press this is quite a hard task) 8. You insist upon only using words that you've heard Embrace using 9. You seriously believe that you will one day end up married to a member of Embrace 10. You walk in your sleep reciting Embrace lyrics |
| Top 10 COWBOY HATS (naturally! everyone needs a cowboy hat) sent by Sophie |
| 1.
The Cattleman 2. Boothill 3. Diamond Jim 4. The Ace 5. Stetson "Gus" 6. Tom Mix 7. Renegade 8. Gunsmoke 9. Duke 10. Montana |
| Top 10 Perrys sent by Perry from Clare_and_Perry |
| 1.
Champagne Perry 2. Perry aka Perry and Clare 3. Perry aka Clare and Perry 4. Perry Mason (coolest) 5. Perry Como (singingest) 6. Perry friend of Kevin (spottiest) 7. PerryScope (cus all the submarines would crash otherwise) 8. PerryMids (one of the wonders of the world) 9. PerryAir (cus Michelle suggested it and it made me laugh) 10. PerryBuoys (heroic things that rescue drowning peeps) |
| Top 10 COCKTAILS sent by Sophie |
| 1.
Tequila Sunrise 2. Bloody Mary 3. Strawberry Daiquiri 4. Rum and Cola 5. Bahama Mama 6. Grasshopper 7. Salty Dog 8. Fuzzy Navel 9. Gin Sidecar 10. Black Russian |
| Top 10 great things about Chris Burns (the webmaster of LastGas) |
| 1.
He is the dude behind the LastGas chat without which I would never have
seen Embrace 2. He has red hair 3. Alessandro Del Piero of Juventus is one of his favourite players 4. He's responsible for LastGasism...an illness that quite a few Embracers have...he doesn't have it himself though 5. He's given fans opportunity to go all hyper in LastGas when Danny comes in 6. He will play for Juventus in 2008 when I will be finished with my job as the president of the USA 7. His surname being Burns, he is Mr Burns, who is also Homer's cool and evil and weak boss 8. Because of him a lot of people have gotten to know eachother over the net and will possibly get hitched in the future...Chris the indirect matchmaker! 9. He's made it possible for me to send Hoho to more people than I've already sent to...I just ask for addresses in LastGas and send them Hoho...the greatest animation/x-mas song ever made 10. His favourite TV show is "Animaniacs" (Hihihi...okee, I made that up) |
| Top 10 embrace lyrics sent by Rob |
| 1.
You know if you had a wing you'd be the last to know you could fly 2. Cos half of what I should have been walks away when you walk out on me 3. I don't need time to see if this hurts 4. Too young to run out of time we'll always set our sights too high 5. I would give everything I own for the love it takes 6. Now the fireworks in me are all gone it's time I realised 7. Come on, everybody knows you're meant for better 8. No we aren't gonna take any shit anymore so suck your evil in 9. All they have is drawn from memory, i've got you and tomorrow 10. We got family |
| Top 10 things to make with bananas sent by Polly |
| 1.
Banana sandwiches 2. Banana jelly 3. Banana soup (you what??? eeeuuuwww...webmaster's comment) 4. Banana cake 5. Banana casserole 6. Banana schnapps 7. Banana milkshakes 8. Banana pizza (trust me, don't...it's yucky...webmaster comment) 9. Banan stew 10. Banana ice cream |
| Top 10 foxy laydees sent by Polly (don't worry if you're not on it...foxes are hunted in the UK...and NO, that's not a good thing) |
| 1.
Jennifer Lopez 2. Cerys Matthews 3. Sharleen Spiteri 4. Sophie Ellis Bextor 5. Kylie Minogue 6. Rene Russo (hhhmmm...) 7. Cameron Diaz 8. Toni Collette 9. Clur (aka Claire) 10. Shazpot |
| Top 10 hunnys in boybands sent by Polly with my comments, cos I had to |
| 1.
Nicky from Westlife 2. Ronan Keating 3. Robbie Williams 4. Mark Owen (aaaaawwwwwwww....ickle Mark) 5. Morten Harket (if you call your daddy a hunk I guess you can count him one too) 6. Kian from Westlife 7. Someone from Bad Boys Inc whoe's name I can't remember (everybody thank Polly for reminding us of them...almost as great as being reminded of Peter André...hehehe...ooops) 8. Kevin from the Backstreet Boys (YUCK) 9. J from Five (AAA...member of Five...) 10. Sean from Five (AAA...member of Five...) |
| Top 10 colours of nail varnish sent by Polly |
| 1.
Baby pink 2. Dusky pink 3. Sky blue 4. Cornflower Blue 5. White 6. Vixen red 7. White 8. Apple green 9. Silver 10. Brown |
| Top 10 "Neighbours" characters you'd forgotten sent by Polly |
| 1.
Brett Stark 2. Paul Robinson 3. Todd Landers 4. Joe Mangel 5. Brad Willis 6. Mark Gottleib 7. Des the bank manager 8. Marco Alessi 9. Rik Alessi 10. Darren Stark |
| Top 10 ways to compile top 10's sent by Stevo (Embrace World webbie) |
| 1.
Go to the embrace messageboard and post a message to ask people to email
you their top 10's (which I did as this one shows) 2. Get 10 volunteers, ask them what they're ambitions are, when the tell you proceed to give them multiple reasons why they will not be able to succeed at this and how it is impossible for them to ever achieve such a task. A chart of the top ten ways to cry is the end result, this is most effective when the volunteers are all aged between 8 - 10 3. Type "TOP 10" in a search engine 4. For 10 weeks eat different colored foods e.g. week 1 eat green colored food week2 eat orange colored foods and so on, see which turns you a funny color, if it works on week 11 eat a multitude of colored foods for a rainbow effect 5. For a top 10 ways to annoy people talk to taxi drivers on their experiences 6. Stop traffic in the middle of a Very busy road and hand out leaflets with stupid questions like "What color is a horses left ear". While the driver is both confused and angry hit them with a stick and chart the results in a "top ten ways to avoid being run over" 7. On nights out with 'THE LADS' pretend to be drinking pints of vodka whereas you'll really be drinking pints of water and while they merrily amuse themselves perform various examinations on them both verbal and physical, they will be drunk and not realize that you will be using the laptop computer that you brought to devise various top 10's like "the top ten ways to eat crisps while drunk" or " the top ten ways to kick the shit out of a hedgehog" 8. Read the Back of match boxes and chart the results over a period of 17 years you'll have enough information to generate a top 10 which has a common theme 9. Ask all your friends to think of answers then pass them off as your own (which I clearly haven't :o) 10. Make it up |
| Top 10 reasons why you should give away an Embrace album this x-mas |
| 1.
Is there really anything else worth spending money on? 2. All big success stories start with free samples (huh?) 3. You know everybody wants one anyway 4. Because it might get you a date with a bandmember (keep telling yourself that) 5. It's customary for people to give away something they'd like to have themselves at x-mas *cough cough* 6. If you don't, you'll have to live your whole life thinking 'what if?' 7. Why get the kid Pokémon and subjecting him/her to multinational PR-campaigns? Do you own, local, Embrace PR-campaign 8. If you don't you'll have recurring dreams of the male half of the VengaBoys (I promise) 9. You have to educate the masses, the ignorant people who live day in and day out without Embrace 10. Don't be selfish...you're not the only one who deserves Embrace |
| Top 10 signs you're addicted to 'LastGas' |
| 1.
You haven't been to LastGas for two days and when you return you tell
everyone how much you missed them AND you mean it! 2. Whenever you can't be in the room at a time you usually go you announce it on the messageboard and apologize 3. You've dreamt of LastGas people you have never actually met 4. You go on-line to do important things like search for information but never do...just chat 5. You have memorized the URL of LastGas even though it's quite long 6. It's become such a concept to you, you've forgotten "Last Gas" is really the name of an Embrace song 7. That's not eyeshadow around your eyes... 8. You tell your friends about it and make them come in there as well 9. You've developed your skill in reading the screen so well you can read everything even when Danny's in the room (most people can't cos people write loads when he's in) 10. When you pray at your bed at night (Little house on the prairie style) you thank God for 'LastGas' |
| Top 10 signs you're wackie |
| 1.
Sometimes, out of nowhere, your head starts playing cartoon songs 2. You relate to "Animaniacs" 3. You relate to Space, the band 4. You relate to the Fun Loving Criminals 5. Yahoo isn't a website for you, it's a greeting phrase 6. Going to a secret gig would be a dream for you, but only because you think they might wear strange outfits 7. Your favourite line in "Gone With The Wind" is 'Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn' 8. Anytime anybody around you mentions the words crazy, nut, bananas etc you instantly look at them 9. Most people don't know what you're talking about, ever! 10. People seriously say 'you're strange' to you, be it as a compliment or otherwise |
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