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Songs
To Make You Laugh
- Susan's
Songs
- Felicity's
Songs
- On
Top of Endo
- There
Are Worse Things Endo Can Do
- To
the tune of "You Don't Own Me"
- I
Will Survive
- To
the tune of "Christmas time is coming"
- To
the Tune of ‘ Ive got Chills there multiplying’
- Sung
to the tune of Oklahoma
- To
the Tune of ‘That old Black Magic’
(Goes
to the tune of On Top of Spaghetti)
By Susan McCool
On top of old endo
All covered with scars
I lost my insanity
And was thrown behind bars.
It made me hit my doctor
And kick him a few
Then I injected him with Lupron
And gave him estrogen too.
He came to me crying
I lauged on and on
I took out his organs
And said it was gone.
Then I turned to the makers
Of this horrible drug
I smiled so sweetly
And gave a fake hug.
I injected them with Lupron
Said it would calm all their fears
They all screamed in outrage
One went to tears.
So, if you have endo
All covered with scars
Hold on to your sanity
Or you'll be thrown behind bars.
(Goes
to the tune of There Are Worse Things I Could Do in the movie Grease.)
By Susan McCool
There are worse things Endo can do
Than make you miss a day of work or two.
Even though the company thinks you're faking and not sick
We all know it is not true
But there are worse things Endo can do.
All the doctors tell us lies.
Hope and fear fill our eyes.
They send us off with just a glace.
We don't have a fighting chance.
With all the pain we go through.
Thats a thing Endo can do.
It makes you have sleepless nights.
Drives away your Mr. Right.
Puts a damper on all your days,
And throws your hopes away,
For a dream that won't come true.
It could hurt someone like me.
Make their life a misery.
It won't heal and it won't die,
And I can feel and I can cry.
A fact I bet you never knew.
But to make me cry in front of you.
Thats the worse thing Endo can do.
Sung
by Madara-White
Written by Felicity Veasey
03/24/03
You don't know me
I'm just a girl that's in pain
You don't know me
If you'd just seen me yesterday
Don't tell me what to feel
Just listen to what I say
Please, I can't go out today
Just respect, home, is where I must stay
You don't Know me
Understand that I am sick
You don't Know me
Don't tie me down with your guilt
I can't help it
I am just a girl in pain
So just leave me by myself
That's all I ask of you
I'm young and I want to be young
To be free, oh, I want to be free
To live my life the way I want
To move and groove wherever I please
You don't know me!
Written
to the tune of "I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor
Written by Felicity Veasey
03/24/03
At first I was afraid, I was petrified,
Kept thinkin'; I could never live with you on my insides,
But then I spent so many nights thinkin'; how you did me wrong,
And I grew strong, and I learned how to get along,
And so you're back, from outer space,
I just woke up to find you here now agony is upon my face,
I should've changed that stupid doc,
I should've made them give me leave,
If I had known for just one second you'd be back to cripple me,
Oh now go, walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with burning fire,
Did ya think I'd crumble, did ya think I'd lay down and die,
Oh no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as I take many pills I know I'll stay alive,
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give,
I'll survive, I will survive.
Hey, Hey!
It took all the strength I had not to fall apart,
The doc told me she couldn't help me, now only disappointment lays in
my weary heart,
And I spent oh so many nights laying beside the lavatory, not knowing
how to help myself,
I used to cry, but now I hold my head up high,
And you see me, somebody just like you,
I'm not that stupid little person who doesn't have a clue,
And so you felt like droppin'; in and just expect me to pay the fee,
Now I'm havin to drop percocets so my husband can make love to me,
Oh now go , walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you're not welcome anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with that razor blade running
deep in my side,
Did ya think I'd crumble, did ya think I'd lay down and die,
Oh no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as I know how to cope I know I'll stay alive,
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give,
I'll survive, I will survive.
Ooh, ooh
Oh now go , walk out the door,
Just turn around now, cause you and your cysts just aren't welcome anymore,
Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me, and took away my desire,
Did ya think I'd crumble, did ya think I'd lay down and die,
Oh no not I, I will survive,
Oh as long as my doctor keeps prescribing pills I know I'll stay alive,
I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give,
I'll survive, I will survive.
Written
By Felicity Veasey
Aunt Flow is coming,
My belly's getting fat.
So please put a Vicodin in my hat,
If not a Vicodin then a Percocet will do.
If not a Percocet, well then,
A finger up at you!
From the movie Grease
Written by Felicity Veasey
I got cysts they're multiplying
And I'm losing control
Cause the pain there supplying
It's terrifying!
You better ship out cause I need my ovaries
And part of my pain is caused by you
You better ship out , you better understand
To my body I must be true
You're the one that I don’t want ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I don’t want ho ho ho honey
You're the one that I don’t want ho ho ho honey
The one that I don’t need oh yes indeed
If you feel the wave abhor
Your to wild to convey
Meditate in my direction
dissolve away!
From the musical...
Written by Felicity Veasey
Diarrhea, where the rumble comes bowlin' down your pipes,
And the painful feat don’t smell sweet
When the wind comes right behind the pain.
Diarrhea,
Ev'ry night my sore butt and I
Sit alone and fart and scream in pain
Shakin' my fist in the sky.
We know we belong to the Enn’doh
And the Enn’doh we belong to ain’t grand!
And when we scream
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
We’re in pain,
Diarrhea!
Diarrhea No Way!
sung
by an old African American man, very slow beat, Jazzzzzzz
Written By Felicity Veasey
Those weird Old Cramps have me in their spell
Weird Old Cramps that know me so well
Those Icy fingers diggin-in-to my spine
The same old witchcraft, the Vicodin and Darvocet will make me feel
fine
Same old tingle that I feel inside
And then that elevator starts its ride
Down and down I go
Round and round I go
Like a leaf caught in the tide
I should have another but what can I do
I hear the doctor wont prescribe any more of that pill
flame, burning desire
That only another of your kiss
Will put out the fire taking over my hips
For your the pill that I've waited for
Your the mate that fate had me created for
And every time your lips meet mine
Baby down and down I go, round and round I go
In a spin, loving the spin that I'm in
Away from those weird old cramps that make me cry out in pain
ooh in a spin, lovin the spin I'm in
Away from those weird old cramps
In a spin, lovin the spin I'm in
Thank you Darvocet and Vicodin!
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