Wow, people really hate me. Here is more and more hate mail.
From: "christian gettermann" <slamin4u@hotmail.com> Add to Address Book
To: fastmanfunnay@yahoo.com
Subject: siteF
Date: Tue, 20 Jan 2004 17:45:49 +0000
Lets compose a list shall we?
1. Your site may be an imitation, but still some originality or innovation would not hurt.
2. What were you thinking?
3. You're 11, either you are lying, or you need to learn a bit about life before you pull of shit and talk about things that you have no buissness talking about. Sure it's your opinion and that's why i can say that your opinion means squat to anyone, as mine probably does to you.
4. You're fan mail is made up, if not the people who did send in fan mail are total retards, what the hell were they thinking.
5. "Why make a word, when another word all ready has the same meaning?" it's called a synonym, but you knew that right? Have you read the book 1984 by Orwell, in that book they simpplfy the english language much like it appears you want to, the result is the abillity to describe thoughts, feelings and ideas as well as a monkey.
6. Tell me something, have you written a 5 books in a series of 7, and because of this have you become a multi-millionair? No ok i just thought that because you were dissing out J. K. Rowling you may have accomplished things greater than her. You do understand that it takes time to write a book? A few months don't write a great book, it may take years, but do you fail to see that there is a reason they are good, when there are millions of fans waiting for the next installment?
7. So you made this site because you are a sad little 11 year old, who is a loser, and decided to make a web site to voice your opinion that no one gives a shit about. How about you go and make friends, start experimenting with girls, play sports. I like maddox's site, the differenec between his and your's (a part from your's being total ass sweat) is that he is an adult, and therefore has real life experiences, unlike your excuse for existence of 11 years. You weren't even born in the 80's you have nothing on anyone in experience that isn't ten and under, wow ten yearolds.
8. Addvice from a person who knows more about life than you do, although i do not pretend to be all-knowing. It's fine doing things badly, just as long as it's your own original work.
9. Do the world a favour take off your site, or kill yourself and thereby terminate the problem at it's core.
Ridicule this e-mail all you want, you'll know that no matter what you say, you are alone, inexperienced and fake.
1. My site is an imitation, but completely original in its content. What you are saying here is that there should only be one search engine alone, because though they all have different ways to crawl sites, the fact that they are a search engine is enough to condone them to plagiarism. Search engines like: WWW Wanderer (June 1993), Aliweb (November 1993), JumpStation (February 1994), and World Wide Web Worm (March 1994) were created much earlier than Google (1998). I know, Google is a search engine, so we need to shut it down for copying off the veterans created up to 5 years before it. Hell, having the button:
2. I was thinking that I wanted to make a site for fun. I was thinking that even though pussies were going to get mad at me because they can't stand someone who makes a site like Maddox. That they were going to whine and bitch about it in e-mails. Still knowing this, I decided to make a website anyway, just so I could have some fun.
3. You are either a retard, or... well I guess that is all you can be. I'm pretty sure that in Maddox's response to hate mail, he posted a car that he made in Photoshop. Then he writes that he is sixteen with a note for the slow. The note is he is not sixteen. Sorry, but I don't post notes for dumbasses like you. If you actually thought I was eleven then you are... stupid. That's the only word I can think of at the moment. Yea, if you ever put a small age on your web site like eleven, some people will know you are kidding, but you can bet some idiot is going to send you mail saying "HAHaHAHA I bEt ELEVEN yR Oold Poeple doNtr even Gota BaLL PubEs yeT LOL!!!11" Thanks for pointing out that my opinion means squat to anyone. I thought my opinion was law. After all, I did name my page The Worst Page in the Universe dumbass.
4. Again you go repeating what I say. My mails are not made up, and I specifically say on the top of my fan mail page that people that send me fan mail are stupid retards. I don't know what the hell they were thinking, you ask them. I'm sure as hell not going to do it.
5. Yes, I know a word that means the same thing as another word is a synonym. I just don't think that a synonym is an acceptable definition like the definition of nerval is neural. That doesn't really help me out, but I wouldn't use the word nerval in the first place. I never read your book, but you can bet that I... won't read it in the future. I don't care.
6. I have created ten (eleven if you count this) articles in a series of tons. It has made me zero dollars. I don't care. Look at Eminem. He is a rich rap star, but he still bitches about ever single thing. I guess money and fame isn't everything. I accomplished something greater than her when I made my article on Harry Potter. Did you not see the book I wrote? I think we all agree that I wrote much better than she did and I only spent 10 minutes on it. That is proof that it can take less than months to make a good book. Finally, the only people that read Harry Potter books are crazy nerds. Do you really think I want the title: Fastman, creator of the nerd book. No fucking way. I have the title: Fastman, guy a bunch of shitty ass nerds hate. That is much better. I even have maybe 10 people waiting for my next installment every article I make. Now am I good, or am I good.
7. Since you based this whole section of your message on the belief that I was eleven, I think it has already been made evident that you are a retard.
8. I'm really happy to learn this now. All of my articles are my own work, and they are done badly. That's alright for me though, so thanks for the reassurance.
9. Please stop sending me e-mails. I don't take advice from pussies complaining and whining about my site. So you should just kill yourself, and thereby terminate the problem at its core.
I ridiculed this e-mail all I could, and I found that I am no longer alone (he visits my site... we are not alone), inexperienced (well I'm not really eleven am I?), and fake (I'm not a girl, therefore I don't need to get breast implants).
000,000,049 people clicked the search button that I included in this article.
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