Other Mama Insults....

• Your mama's glasses are so thick, she can see into the future!
• Your mama's glasses are so thick, that when she looks on a map she can see people waving!
• Your mama's house is so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside!
• Your mama's so clumsy, she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
• Your mama's so hairy, she looks like a Chia pet with a sweater on!
• Your mama's so nasty, she made right guard turn left!
• Your mama's so nasty, she made speed stick slow down!
• Your mama's so nasty, when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut her hair and she opened up her shirt!
• Your mama's so hairy, she shaves with a weedwacker!
• Your mama's so hairy, she got a trim and lost 10 pounds!
• Your mama's so hairy, her armpits look like she has Don King in a head lock!
• Your mama's so hairy, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower!
• Your mama's so hairy, Bigfoot took a picture of her!
• Your mama talks so much her mouth is like a convenience store, open 24 hours a day!
• Your mama's so lazy she doesn't walk in her sleep, she hitch hikes!
• Your mama's has so many vericose veins her body could double as a road map!
• Your mama's hair is so greasy you could fry a chiken in it!
• Your mama's nose is so big the last time I saw one like it, it was attached to an elephant!
• Your mama's feet are so big she could get a job helping Smokey the Bear stomp out forest fires!
• Your mama's feet are so stanky she should be charged with sock abuse!
• Your mama's mouth is so big it takes her an hour to put on her lipstick!
• Your mama's so short she needs a ladder to reack the curb!