Your Mama's So Skinny....
- she has to wear a belt with her spandex!
- she turned sideways and disappeared!
- you could blind-fold her with dental floss!
- she hula hoops with a cheerio!
- she can see out the peephole with both eyes!
- you can save her from drowning by tossing her a Cheerio!
- she had to stand in the same place twice to cast a shadow!
- she has to run around in the shower to get wet!
- I gave her a piece of popcorn and she went into a coma!
- instead of calling her your parent, you call her transparent!
- she swallowed a meatball and thought she was pregnant!
- she can dodge rain drops!
- she inspires crack whores to diet!
- she uses Chapstick for deodorant!
- her bra fits better backwards!
- if she had a yeast infection she'd be a Quarter Pounder with Cheese!
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Your mama's so fat...
Your mama's so stupid...
Your mama's so
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Your mama's so old...
Your mama's so poor...
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