RAH!
A Risus American Hero!
The G.I. Joe / Action Force campaign for Risus, the
Anything RPG
Some suggested cliches
Joe: Fighting for freedom wherever there's trouble,
valiantly leading comrades, diligently obeying commanding
officers.
Cobra: Cheating, lying, backstabbing,
frontstabbing, looking out for number one, repeating
slogans, bullying inferiors, sucking up to superiors.
Greenshirt: being a good soldier, assisting G.I.
Joe team members, staying in the background.
Saboteur: Sneaking in, wrecking and breaking and
blowing stuff up, sneaking out.
Badass Ninja: Wearing fancy pajamas, sneaking
around, avenging insults to honor, bringing knives to
gunfights, talking like a zen fortune cookie.
Ninja Henchman: wearing not-so-fancy pajamas,
dropping in unexpectedly, capturing helpless loved ones,
getting butt kicked by badasses.
Airborne Ranger: Rolling parachutes, jumping out of
planes, usually not breaking a leg, shooting stuff.
Corrupt Third-world Politico: Siezing power, ruling
despotically, taking bribes, doing favors, fleeing the
country.
Peasant: Suffering under the cruel yoke of tyrants,
appealing for help from soft-hearted American soldiers,
rejoicing in newfound freedom.
Demolitions: Blowing stuff up, not getting blown
up.
Fighter Pilot: Dogfighting, strafing, locking on
target, taking evasive action, bailing out.
Hand-to-hand Combat Instructor: Beating up students
with embarassing ease, instructing.
P.R. Whiz: Understanding and manipulating public
opinion, appeasing and outmaneuvering the press.
Pathfinder: Infiltrating by land, sea, or air;
clearing LZ or DZ of obstacles; assisting pilots and
airborne troops in landing and dropping.
Small Arms Armorer: Designing and building small
arms and ammunition.
Spy: Sneaking, disguising, gathering information,
discreetly eliminating security risks.
Mad Scientist: Playing God, tampering with things
man was not meant to know, creating monsters, cackling
insanely.
Crimson Guard: Soldiering, bodyguarding,
infiltrating ordinary society incognito, waiting for
orders to activate secret plan.
Techno-Viper: Light soldiering, learning and
applying valuable technical skills, dreaming of private
sector employment and stock options.
BATs: Advancing without regard to personal safety,
firing indiscriminately, looking like a big scary robot.
Refrigeration and A/C Repairman: Maintaining and
repairing the US military's invaluable refrigerators and
air-conditioning units.
Armor: Driving tanks, armored warfare.
Some cliches without descriptions yet
Mad Scientist
Assassin
Terrorist
Cobra soldier
Cobra officer
Crimson Guard
BATs
Viper
Human Chameleon
Biker
Vietnam Vet
Professor
Politician
Top Brass
Corrupt Third-world Politico
Bandit
Thug
Soldier
Guerilla Fighter
Cop
Girlfriend
Kid
Infantry
Infantry Heavy Weapons (machine gun)
Infantry Artillery (anti-tank weapons)
Infantry Special Weapons (flamethrower)
Electronics / Special Weapons (laser weapons)
Marine
Fighter Pilot
Artillery
Artillery Coordinator
Small Arms Armorer
Aircraft Armorer
Explosive Ordinance Disposal
Demolitions
Intelligence
Psychological Warfare
Covert Ops
PT Instructor
Hand-to-hand combat instructor
Rifle Instructor
Drill Instructor
Survival Trainer
Combat Engineer
Medical Doctor
Combat Medic
Interpreter
Chaplain's Assistant
Social Services Counselor
Special services (coach)
Cook
Bandsman [specify instrument]
Choir
Personnel Clerk
Finance Clerk
Firefighter
Military Police
Criminal Investigations Division
Dog Handler
SWAT
Armor [tank crew]
Transportation
Motor Vehicle Driver
heavy equipment operator
hovercraft captain / pilot
infantry transportable air recon [jet pack]
mechanized infantry
fast attack vehicle driver
ground-effect vehicle operator (hovercraft)
mechanized recon
small craft pilot / motorized [diving vehicle]
astronaut
Fixed wing pilot, single and multiple engines
Glider pilot
rotary wing aircraft pilot
Helicopter pilot
helicopter assault
Helicopter Gunship Gunner
Airborne Infantryman
HALO jumper (airborne infantry)
parachute rigger
Communications
Electronics Engineer
Computer Technology
Radio Telecommunications
microwave technician
Radar Operator
AFV Mechanic
armored vehicle maintenance
machinist
refrigeration and air conditioning maintenance
electronics maintenance
Diver
UDT (Underwater Demolitions)
SEAL
Tracker
Recondo
Jungle Warfare
desert trooper
mountain trooper
Arctic Ski Patrol
Commando
Ranger
warrant officer
gunners mate
Command
night spotter
mountaineering
flame weapons specialist
heavy weapons
public relations
stopped-rotor aircraft operator
attack helicopter pilot
advanced recon
armored assault vehicle driver
aeronautical engineer
air defense artillery
signal corps
special operations
journalist
microwave transmission specialist
VEHICLE CLICHES - coming soon
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G.I. Joe, A Real American Hero, is Copyright 2004 Hasbro. Risus is Copyright 1993-2000, S. John Ross. All material original to RAH! A Risus American Hero! is Copyright 2003-4, John David Payne.
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