Curiosity never killed anything, except maybe a few hours.
Wake Up Felines, Everywhere!
Variety is the spice of life; one day ignore people, the next day annoy them.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the drapes are there.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over something very expensive.
When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal as many times as possible.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face.
Find your place in the sun, especially if it happens to be that nice pile of warm, fresh laundry.
Always give generously - a small bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, ''I care.''
When you go out in the world,remember that being placed on a pedestal is a RIGHT,
not a privilege!
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How To Choose Your Owner
For Kittens...
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For Older Cats...
The Human Language
People speech is a saddening din of hollering and hooting and none of us likes to listen to it for long.
If you can stand the strain, learning a few key phrases can be well worth your while.
''breakfast; lunch; dinner; milk; here kitty-kitty; come and get it''
''Damned cat; stop that; get down; hey you cut it out''
''Flea powder; ear drops; eye drops; pills; rectal thermometer; antibiotics''
Here are examples:
After waiting a few minutes to emphasise your boredom you may wander idly over to your bowl.
Be sure to sniff cautiously, and glare at your people before you condescend to nibble anything offered.
If the voice is a safe distance away, pause and look up
with a puzzled expression. If the person is close enough to grab you - run for it!
Watch out for sudden attempts to put things that feel, taste or smell disgusting in your ears, eyes, fur,
mouth and elsewhere. If you look miserable enough afterwards, they'll probably reward you with
some sort of tasty morsel.
Please check out these other pages before you leave.
Gus - our domineering but loveable Burmese
Kostya - our gentle natured Russian Blue
Our People's Page - read all about our people
Last updated: April 2009
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