Philippine-made!
Music
The Top 20 Singles
Find out who's on top!
Deathmatches
Spoofing the spoofmasters.
My Music
My own attempts at songwriting. mp3s not available.
Album Reviews
Some albums I've taken the time to listen to and rate. What do you think?
Music Interviews
Supporting Philippine independent music (and major label players)!
Gig Articles
Some gig's I've covered, usually underground and quite enjoyable.
Literati
My Work
Some poetry, a little fiction, and a lot of chutzpah.
Mere Writers
Freelance writers' organization.
Me
Online Resume
I am not much. But I am.
Contact
My contact information.
Links
Some other websites I think are phat.
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My mother taught me about anticipation: “Just wait until your father gets home."
My mother taught me about receiving: "You are going to get it when I get home!"
My mother taught me to meet a challenge: "What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to you. Don't talk back to me!”
My mother taught me logic "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going
to the store with me."
My mother taught me medical science: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."
My mother taught me to think ahead: "If you don't pass your math test, you'll never get a good job."
My mother taught me ESP: "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My mother taught me humor: “When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My mother taught me how to become an adult: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My mother taught me about sex: "How do you think you got here?"
My mother taught me about genetics: "You're just like your father. "
My mother taught me about my roots: "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My mother taught me about wisdom of age: "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And my all time favorite, my mother taught be about justice: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you. Then you'll see what it's like."
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