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Here are some celebrity endorsements for Garrett's Metal Detection Company!

"Garrett's Metal Detectors keeps me in check and reminds me to remove any loaded guns or knives from my person. The Garrett Superwand also makes for a great ass dildo. Thanks Garrett!!!

"The Garrett SuperWand"

The Garrett RSX 2000

The Garrett TRS Modified S-1000

"Garrett's Metal Detection + my rich ass = A'Ok!

"I am a scary freaked out weirdo, so I know a thing or two about a quality metal detection. Garrett's Metal Detectors are the only metal detector's on the market that can withstand the magnets on my head,, which helps me keep my face together. Domo Arigato Mr. Garrett!!

"Screw you Garrett for detecting that
I was taping my conversations with Monica. You son of a bitch. I am going to eating you raw dog style, you metal detecting cock pirate!



	Garrett Academy of Metal Detection The Garrett Academy of Metal Detection was created in 1982 in response to a growing need among security and law enforcement industries for security metal detector training. Since the Academy's inception, thousands of men and women have benefited from this comprehensive training program, which provides the layperson with practical instruction on using metal detectors successfully within a variety of security and law enforcement environments