| Too Far To Care |
| All of these sites were made by either Garrett or Clarke, or a team effort amongst the two. We try to add several new pages to it whenever possible so come back often. |
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| Clarke and Garrett: We are mentally retarded. |
| This site is updated very often so keep checking in If you like these pages, let me know here If you don't like it, let this stranger know here |
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| Please check The Clarke's Webpage for other updates and news |
| We Won Awards Because We Are F***ing Hilarious, That's Their Words Not Ours And if they didn't say that 'per say,' that's what they meant to say. Say-say. |
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| Clarke's roommate Gweg |
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| Olympic Updates: |
| *Olympic snowboarders are impressed with the addition of Electrified barbed wire to the half pipe. *Vince McMahon has begun his campaign to create the X-Olympics which he claims, "Will be just like the normal Olympics, except a lot of people will die." *Olympic announcer Bob Costas has been arrested for declaring last Friday 'Porn Day,' because he, "watched a butt-load of porn that day." *With the whole scandal that is taking place in ice skating, we here at Too Far To Care have taken a stance: less figure skating, more Tonya Harding whacking people with crowbars. * The winner of this year's gold medal for hotness has got to go to the Mexican Bobsled team. Spicyyy!!! * For those who haven't already heard, the Olympic gold medal for figure skating was given to Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. in honor of Black History Month. |
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| Here's some awards that we wanted to win but they wouldn't let us. So...we stole them. |
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| Site Updates: |
| The Clarke and Garrett are taking a break from making pages for a while. For our fans, this doesn't mean taht we don't love you. It means we hate you. We will be back someday...with the greatest new pages you have ever seen. |
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