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Junrong arrived in school especially fragrant last Thursday (common test week) for the Chemistry and Literature tests. Evidently, he wasn't aware that esters are meant to smell nice, and believed he would be prepared for the Ng Lai Har onslaught by stepping on some doo.
It must be noted that he was forced to clean his shoe in the middle of the school field like an idiot cleaning his shoe in the middle of a school field.
Having stunk up the hall during the Literature paper, Junrong's shoes were removed from his feet during the Chemistry paper. Under Shouyi's *ahem* gentle coaxing, Junrong was faced with the danger of suffocating when he reached down to untie his shoelaces but survived the perilous task, saving everyone's noses, and becoming a renowned shitty hero.
Lip Jin has also reached 9 demerit points in the last 2 weeks of school. Good on ya.
"I love you," she gushed, after our chivalrous CEO urged her to move on with the lesson.
Bad news, Ms Yeo: the kid has better ideas---he's going for the bigger fish over at Caldecott Hill =Þ.
A love triangle has formed up in the poor attempt to add spice to this website. At a press conference held at Tampines MRT dessert McDonald's after their rendezvous at Temasek Polytchnic, Junyang and Colin revealed close to everything about their own as well as each other's relationships with some SCGS Sec 2 girl whose identity will remain a mystery for now as the Jonny Baby's Juice Factory staff can't be bothered to find it out--we're satisfied as long as she provides fodder for our goss columns...
Junyang was constantly on the offensive, and was misquoted as saying, "This one's a good catch--Never seen some girl smaller than me before." Apparently the diminutive 4M student takes a lot of pride in his 79cm frame.
Colin, however, was not about to let Junyang run away with all the limelight, and understandably so. He towers over Junyang (who doesn't?) and has an horizontal advantage over EVERYONE, let alone Junyang. "So you very small lah, so what?" He retaliated. "Junyang told me over ICQ that since she was good enough for him, she is good enugh for me. That was his worst mistake. I will fight with him to the very end even though I don't know who he is talking about. Besides, he is the only one I can bully--everyone else bullies me." *Sniff* Our hearts bleed for you, Colin.
So, if the girl's smaller than Junyang, won't Colin be clasping air??
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