Jonny Baby's Juice Factory

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Do we hear wedding bells?

The TCS 'liu jie' or 6th sister, who entered the acting scene through Star Search 1996 (with swollen eyes, no less) has been trying hard to keep the identity of her new-found love interest under wraps, but absolutely NOTHING escapes this intrepid reporter. Under much thorough investigation, the man in question has come to light--it is the webmaster of this website! He was quoted as saying, "I have thoroughly enjoyed writing this nonsense article."

"I'm so exciterd", bubbled the left winger. "Newcastle is everybody's dream team and to join them is my honour."

In a private interview with Jonny Baby's Juice Factory, Steve Austin proclaimed that his mother had been separated from his father during the Vietnam War, and the two were never reconciliated. By then, Mrs Austinn was already three months pregnant with the man they now call Stone Cold. Austin took on his mother's surname, and his father , Mr Johnson or affectionately known as BIG ROCK, later married The Rock's (Dwayne Johnson's) mother and the rest, as they say, is history.

According to very unreliable sources, the Rock's brother, a huge guy going by the name of BOULDER, is set to join the ranks of WWF soon. Maybe someday The Rock will give Boulder a little shine, and then... We await his arrival with bated breath.