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| The goats above this text are what goat experts like me call "unwilling". One of the prime functions of this site will in fact be to try and teach you lot to interact with goats so that they do not act in the way I have indicated here. Just because the goats are facing the wrong way it does not mean that they are "unwilling". Many goats can show affection by turning round. However that is most certainly not what the goats above are doing. This is something else which this site will help you people with - how to tell whether a goat is "willing" or "unwilling". |
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| After well over a year since the birth of the Home Of The Goat I refuse to radically change the format of the home page. So the original home page content is below - in all its glory......no, honestly it really is....... |
| Contributors are always welcome. Hence you can imagine my delight when this rare beauty of a mansized article was carefully ripped out of a magazine. The article is entitled Telepathic Goats and must be seen. Thanks to Em J. Raar Ta Ta. Click here to see it. |
| If you feel you need to get in touch with the author of the site (the "webmaster") then you are going to need to click on the link below: - TO E-MAIL THE WEBMASTER CLICK HERE |
| If you have the urge you can e-mail the co-author/marketing manager/tea girl. Although your unlikely to get any sense out of her, no one ever has managed that. I think you should stick with me.... - TO E-MAIL VIKI VAN DYKE CLICK HERE |
| Its only fair that the minds of I stairs from Downing get a mention: visit this link to see what we've been doing with our time. |
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