"There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a greased Scotsman"
(1F08)


"Argh, I'll kill that Mr. Burns!! And wound that Mr. Smithers!"
(2F16)


"Ach! Back to the loch with ye, nessie!"
(9F11)


Skinner: "Willie. Go into the vent and get him."
Willie: "What!? Have ye gone waxy in your beester? I canna fit in the wee vent, Ye Croquet-Playin' Mint-Muncher!"
Skinner: "Grease yourself up and go in you.. guff speaking work slacker."
Willie: "Ooh. Good comeback."       
(1FI8)


"Now look boy. If your da goes ga-ga, you just use that 'shin' of yours to call me and I'll come a-runnin'. But don't be readin' my mind between four and five. That's Willie's time."      
(2F03)


"Bonjourrr, you cheese eatin' surrender monkeys."      
(2F32)


"Hey, Wolfie, put down that Hors D'oeuvre- It's time for the main course!"
(9F05)


"If elected mayor my first act will
be to kill the whole lot of ya, and
burn your town to cinders!"    
(1F05)


"I made millions in softwear, but lost it all at the track."      
(9F21)


Skinner: "Would the world judge me harshly if I threw away the key?"
Willie: "No. But the PTA would tear you a new arse."
Skinner: "Wise councel, William. But the potty talk adds nothing. "
Willie: "Aye sir, you bath-taking, underpants-wearing, lily-hugger."
(9F18)


"Get your haggis, right here! Chopped heart and lungs boiled in a wee sheep's stomach! Tastes as good as it sounds. Good for what ails ya!"
(9F02)


"Grease me up lassie!"  
(1F18)


"I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mothers teat" 
(9F05)


"I dinna cry when me own father was hung for stealing a pig.But I'll cry now."
(9F13)