No, not "Antz" you jizz-mopper! Though I wish it were "Antz", it is instead a little crap-o-rama featuring Suzanne Sommers as some housing developer doing some housing developing stuff. Luckily, a small plague of poisonous ants invade the place causing death, paralysis, and even slight nausea among the staff. I only rented this thing in the hopes of fulfilling a young death god's fantasy of seeing the young "Butt Master" with nothing on butt(HA) a smile. Unfortunately, the people who design video covers are deceitful and must be dealt with slowly and painfully. Let this be a lesson to you all: never judge a video by it's cover. If that's not a good enough lesson, than how about: never rent a movie with both the acting and camera work of a CHiPs episode! Speaking of which, I believe it's about time to take Eric Estrada off the "living" list and cut him from the team that is humanity. Shit, can you blame me after "CHiPs '99"? I thought not. So, in closing, I'd like to say, "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm the god of death, so FUCK YOU!"