Alright, I know this is kind of a rush job, but get off my back! Some hitman is trying to assassinate me for Osiris knows why, and I really don't like having my head perforated this early in the morning... so, here goes: It's Spring Break, April Fool's Day, and a group of college kids go on a little vacation to a summer home. But, before they get there, one of 'em is crushed between the boat and a dock! Well, he's rushed to the hospital, the others eat dinner with sporks, and everyone starts dying. I was gonna freak if Muffy was the killer, but then it leads you to believe that Muff's evil twin Buffy is the killer... this comes from right field like some fucking soap opera, and it kinda bugged me to the point of a breakdown! But, it turns out that it's all a big April Fool's joke to test out the possibility of using the house to host one of those stupid "mystery weekend" things. You know, where people spend $500 to run around and try to find out who in the group is a killer... uggh. It was kinda cool that the whole thing was a setup, but I felt cheated that they weren't actually killed... BASTARDS! DEATH IS MY JOB! DON'T SCREW WITH ME LIKE THAT! ARGH! Oh great, the assassin is here and I'm not even dressed yet! Crap!

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