Uggh! Sure, I may not be able to judge this movie with a clear conscience, do to the fact that I slept through a good chunk of it, but it really sucked, so screw you and your "scruples"! We get to see some John Lithgow wanna-be and his brother get stranded in Shitsville, Pennsyltucky where they get hassled by the true-to-stereotype hillbilly inhabitants. The "good" people of Goodland (the town's real name) are sick or disappearin'. Again we're forced to sit through the typical "sheriff givin' up the sauce" story amidst a sea of equally crappy plots and subplots. I fell asleep after the Lithgow look-a-like is accused of murder, then awoke to find him and his new girlfriend up to their armpits in zombies! I thought it was about some mutant beast eatin' people! Oh, who cares! The zombies get their asses handed to 'em by the cops, end of story! Sure, it had zombies, but this movie made me wish I could take my own life! Argh! Someone call in Hades, I'm taking the weekend off!

Also Known As: DARK SHADOWS; NIGHT SHADOWS

Sequels: Alien Predators

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