Five commando bank robbers and their two hostages are going about their normal business, when one of the guys turns into a greedy ass and grabs the cash, making a jump for it and landing near a farm house. The others land the plane and 3 of them hunt the Benedict-head Arnold down, harassing him through their maintained radio contact. One thing you can't help but notice is all the fucking scarecrows around the place! I guarantee not ONE black feathered bird has been seen around those fields in decades... Anyway, one of the straw stuffed psuedo-humans kills Bert the turncoat! It looks like the farmhouse the mercs have setup shop in was previously owned by Satan worshipers! Bert's corpse comes into the house and gets it's rigor mortis ass beat because his former partners figure he's all whacked out on wacky-tobaccie! Turns out Bert is actually a zombie stuffed with straw and $100 bills. Using the rest of the loot as bait, the scarecrows mutilate the rest of the gang with farming tools. Corbin (the big cuddly mercenary) and Kelly (the young hostage girl) make it back to the plane, but Curry stays at the house only to be slaughtered by his zombie pal. But, Kelly's zombie dad is on the plane, Corbin sacs himself to kill the zombie dad, and their dog chews on the bodies (HAHA!). A little more insight into the whole story behind the Scarecrows woulda been nice, and I would talk more about this movie, but I have yet to sleep after all the plane crashes I've been harvesting souls from. So, I'm going to bed down with my washed up super model girlfriend. Leave me alone...

Sequels: None

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