Merry Christmas to ALL (the crazy bastards out there who, like I, love to watch Santa kill people)! This is the greatest yule tide movie EVER! Fuck that "It's a Wonderful Life" shit, THIS should be the movie they play 47 times in December! It's chock full of holiday trauma for all little boys and girls! Christmas Eve, 1971: little Billy and his family go to visit Grandpa at the Asylum. Billy is left alone with Grandpa for 2 minutes, and he freaks Billy out by telling him Santa is going to PUNISH him! Later he sees "mommy getting raped by Santa Claus" (sung to the tune of "ma kissing Santa") right after he shoots daddy between the eyes! Three years later, Billy is told by a nun that sex is evil and that punishment is good. She then proceeds to belt his ass and tie him to the bed. Billy's life REALLY sucks by this point, so he punches out St Nick! You know this kid's gonna be a Christmas fruitcake come adulthood! Sure enough, when he turns 18, he gets a job at a toy store. He does fine until the holiday season, when he has to be the store Santa! Now HE gets to traumatize a new generation of ankle-biters! It's not good to get a Santa-clad nutcase drunk on Christmas Eve, and sure enough, he does! Billy goes on a wacky yule tide rampage, which ends with him getting shot down in front of his brother and multiple other impressionable orphans! It might not've been so bad if they hadn't seen a Santa get shot once already today (a deaf priest dressed as Father X-Mas to visit the orphans)! Now we've got an entire orphanage of potential Billies! That might explain the 4 or 5 sequels that followed! I gotta have lil' Anubises, so I can show them THIS during the holidays! I can't wait!

Sequels: SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT PART 2; SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT!; SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 4: THE INITIATION; SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER

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