Oye, this thing had WAY too much recap, and not nearly enough Ho Ho Ho! Dirty bastards of Silent Night Releasing Corporation (REAL original name assholes!), I shall embalm you with Tobasco sauce and vomit! What really bugs me, is that it took FOUR guys to write this thing?! WHAT THE FUCK! MOST OF IT WAS RECAP OF THE FIRST MOVIE! It starts with some big-wig psychologist attempting to analyze Ricky, the nutcase brother of Billy, the killer Santa of the first SNDN... on December 24th no less... After gratuitous stock footage of the first SNDN (35 FUCKING MINUTES WORTH!), we are subjected to Ricky's story. Turns out that after the last movie, the orphanage was closed down and Ricky was given a home with a nice family who didn't celebrate X-Mas (no, not X-Men fanboy) and Ricky gets this fear of nuns and the color red (the color red?! Jeezus Kryst!). When he became 17 or 18, his foster father died, and later that same day he runs a guy over (with a red jeep) after he tried raping a woman. The girl just says "thank you", and they go their separate ways. Soon young Ricky gets a job (no, not a BJ, a money paying occupation) and impales a thug with an umbrella (not because he beat a guy, but because he wiped his face with a red hanky). This umbrella part's kinda funny actually heh heh. Soon after, Ricky falls for a chick who hit him with her car. But when they go off to see a killer Santa flick at the theater which drives Ricky wacko. After killing Jenn's ex-boyfriend "Chip" (he did him a favor by killing him) by frying him with a car battery charger in the mouth! But it's a short break up, as he strangles Jenn with a car antennae and shoots a cop. Ricky snaps, goes on a killing spree, and is then taken in by the fuzz. After telling his story, Ricky strangles the psychologist with the audio tape from the recorder, then breaks out, kills a Salvation Army Santa, swipes the guy's costume, then hunts down the former Mother Superior of his old orphanage... who lives in apartment 666?! But don't count Ma Superior out yet! That bitch is tougher then a 3 cent steak! Well, actually, it doesn't matter much to a fire axe HOW cheap your meat is, as Ricky decapitates the bitch! Then he falls to a hail of bullets... the perfect end to the perfect(ly terrible) movie! Please kill me... KILL ME!

Sequels: SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 3: BETTER WATCH OUT!; SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 4: THE INITIATION; SILENT NIGHT DEADLY NIGHT 5: THE TOY MAKER

If You Liked This Flick, Check Out: HALLOWEEN or FRIDAY THE 13TH PART 2